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PetZounds wrote:I am at a pizza shop and drunk and woahhhhhhhh

Are the pizzas big in Texas? They say everything is bigger in Texas.

Achtane wrote:

This is too funny.

First rendezvous with the Purple Walrus in years. Just spent 20 minutes combing my hair...this stuff is weird...

KaosCill8r wrote:

PetZounds wrote:I am at a pizza shop and drunk and woahhhhhhhh

Are the pizzas big in Texas? They say everything is bigger in Texas.

You know how most places, when they make a pizza, they end it with crust?
Instead, in Texas, the pizza just keeps going.
Pizza never stops.
Pizza is infinite.

snipelfritz wrote:First rendezvous with the Purple Walrus in years. Just spent 20 minutes combing my hair...this stuff is weird...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Purple%20Walrus

Dat little purple pill.

It's a weird high, last two nights I just dresssed myself in the most cozy clothes available and got a bunch of really random stuff done in my apartment. Like matching ties to dress shirts and taping down blankets over the door to the outside in my room in an attempt to keep out some cold air. But now it's time for bed. 6 in the morning is too late for this nonsense.

I got my growler filled with mead for $5. This is the best drunk I've ever had for $5.

Spent five days in the Netherlands at a festival. Been more or less dry for a year. It was an interesting trip. Fuck the major coffee shops and their shitty clientele, though.

After a very passable Thanksgiving. Listening to Primitive and Deadly, vaping wax with my Dragonball Z dabber and Da Budha vape. I'm a child and still love Surge.

i dont even know what the fuck that thing is
also clean your mousepad
oh my god i would go crazy playing an fps with my mouse hitting things all the time
luh u gurl

Achtane wrote:i dont even know what the fuck that thing is
also clean your mousepad
oh my god i would go crazy playing an fps with my mouse hitting things all the time
luh u gurl

Yeah it's been a while since I watched. This is only non-gaming mode, I clear everything off the pad. Lately it's been Arkham Origins and DS2 DLC so I'm using a controller

Kinda want to buy TitanFall now that it's cheap. Seems like a fun game to get stoned and play

I am stealing your walrus

imJonWain wrote:I am stealing your walrus

All credit to Drew of Toothpaste for Dinner.


(nsfw because I didn't realize there were so many)

Those last two are particular true.

Thanksgiving at family's means beer that isn't $5.50/12-pack Hamm's. I kinda need a few beers; tbh, Ferguson shit is weirdly stressing me out (or being the target of latent stress). I got into it with some rando's from my conservative hometown on the Facebooks and I'm just trying to get turdball racism out of my head.

Soooo, Boulevard Brewing Unfiltered Wheat Beer out of Kansas City. It's pretty tasty.

Haven't smoked weed in a long time. Girlfriend has been giving me some. Don't know why I ever quit

If I could just go to the weed store, I'd smoke it again too.