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Yeah the minis are the true terrors. Also fuck Reesee's. Toddler talk.

popvulture wrote:

Invisible Man wrote:WHAT

NO

I'm with IM here. How have Reeses failed you? And how is that even possible?

Reeses errythang as far as I'm concerned.

Never really had that much of a sweet tooth, but I've been buying a few PB Cups whenever I fill up the car each week for years and years.


Full disclose, buying US imported Reeces from Australian Gas/Petrol stations may not be the freshest

Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't gone into bankruptcy there.

Invisible Man wrote:I believe you mean 'peanut computer.'

Peanut computer? That's the one you guys get for community colleges, right?

No. They're for use by elephant bureaucrats.

Makes sense. Because of the big trump.

Republicans love Reese's. You heard it here.

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Bluegrass

it's time to make some changes. i made a series of terrible decisions over the past 6 or 7 years and have almost next to nothing to show for it in terms of personal growth. think i'm gonna thin the herd, pay off my car, and skip town.

At my limit today. Work is an unbelievably embarrassing and unmoored shitshow, mom threatening my kids' safety just before the new baby comes (she's fucked up every delivery now), got some bad news about finances...Gonna punch someone in the throat before the day is up. And I'll feel good about it.

I'm not always great at being virtuous, but holy fuck am I bad at evil.

Invisible Man wrote:At my limit today. Work is an unbelievably embarrassing and unmoored shitshow, mom threatening my kids' safety just before the new baby comes (she's fucked up every delivery now), got some bad news about finances...Gonna punch someone in the throat before the day is up. And I'll feel good about it.

I'm not always great at being virtuous, but holy fuck am I bad at evil.

Homie, buddy, friend....you CANNOT punch someone in the throat. It's a simple physics equation. Not sure the exact amount but a larynx can collapse with the same amount of force needed to crush an empty can of soda. You are what? 6'5? So if you are going to hit someone, DO NOT AIM for the throat, temple, or heart (generally stay away from the face). If you NEED to hit someone, go for the stomach (but watch the appendix), or limbs. Cause if you accidentally kill someone, they're going to take you away from your family.

Anyway, hope it gets better. It actually will. If you can't keep your cool, just fart in someones face or something. Don't resort to violence

Tool late I just crushed a fool's windpipe like a can of Vernors.

It's been real, y'all, I'm off to the pokey.

Invisible Man wrote:Tool late I just crushed a fool's windpipe like a can of Vernors.

It's been real, y'all, I'm off to the pokey.

I'm hoping this was just a revenge fantasy and not reality.