The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[BetterOffShred]

So I'm at a bar and they got the karaoke going and all that.. and this old boy is playing the pool cue like a mother fucker

[aedes]

aw shit i got into the wine. wife doesn't usually leave any around.

[Achtane]

I just found this pic I took like four years ago

It was the start of a doomy day.

[BetterOffShred]

Yikes!! 40oz x2 of the 211?!?

[comesect2.0]

so tonight..........

[BetterOffShred]

Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't get drunk.. but tonight we are having a party. So I am now getting drunk bitches. Wait .. drunk, bitches. Not drunk bitches

[Andrew]

After another 2 weeks of managing work without the Boss, i'm enjoying myself playing Overwatch while binging Nine Inch Nails and a few of these:


I'm content

[comesect2.0]

I basically walked around in the woods drunk with a knife last night

[BetterOffShred]

Sounds like grade school.

[comesect2.0]

I'm still a little boy at heart.

[Faldoe]

Open-faced PB&J sandwiches. Bread toasted with a little butter before the PB&J.

[comesect2.0]

Been driv'n threw bat country with a voice screaming holy Jesus what are these god damn animals

[BetterOffShred]

Did you see what gaaaaawd just did to us man?

[Lurker13]

Man, how did this thread get so lost? Are we all in fucking rehab?

So, my ex's fiancee made a major faux pas yesterday and now ex's parents are really feeling legit confusion and anguish and ex wants to blow up the world. I counseled her to think about her and fiancee's daughter, but she's too mad to give a damn. I bought a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label and went over with the intention of getting everyone a little lubed and talking it all out to smooth things over, but nobody would drink with me, so fuck it, I had about six shots by myself. I think it's been more than two years since I've drank anything.

So fuck it, I'm feeling fine, and if ex wants to blow up the fucking world tonight, I don't care anymore. I'll just keep listening to Orange Goblin, because hey, FTW.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNpDmKHAjeE[/youtube]

And as for the biker chick on the cover, I just LOVE women with character.

[$harkToootth]

Not drunk per say but apparently poppin low dose xanies like tic tacs and drinking lots of caffeine throughout the day turns you back into a 19 year old.
Kind of nice... won't need to do it again but it's been fun.