The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[repoman]

goddamnit China where my MN3102/MN3207

[BetterOffShred]

I could have shipped you a few. I have about 20 of each

[repoman]

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[jirodreamsofdank]

Every grocery store around me has only had limp dick asparagus for the last three weeks. Thin spears are bullshit.

[Gone Fission]

Thin spears are great for quick roasting under the broiler until browning is apparent. Prep with olive oil, salt, minced or crushed garlic, and maybe some dry herbs.

[jirodreamsofdank]

I like to roast it with just olive oil and salt/pepper, then shave some parmesan flakes on top right as I pull it from the oven. I just like the snap of thick asparagus more.

[Gone Fission]

For the quick broiler method I use, thick spears don’t completely cook consistently enough. With thin spears cook time is like ten minutes tops. Lower temp, longer roasting time for you?

[PeteeBee]

Thin spears for life. Actually, we had big ol' thick ones last night and they were great. My wife roasted them at a higher temp than I normally do, as well as used more oil. They came out really yummy. That being said, I like the ration of crispy seasoning to asparagus of the thin ones.

[jirodreamsofdank]

15 mins @ 350F for me in a toaster oven

[PeteeBee]

15 mins @ 350F for me in a toaster oven

Yo I really miss having a toaster oven. We're moving in a few months and I really hope for enough counter space to make one happen. It always feels ridiculous to fire up the oven just to roast some veggies for lunch.

[Gone Fission]

Totally miss the toaster oven. Bought my first one for my second apartment on the top floor of the building in Austin so I could roast garlic in summer.

[TraceItalian]

I'll have to ask my mom, but she does a great recipe of roasted aspargus with bacon (I think?). I always forget the recipe because II don't much care for asparagus myself, but everytime I bring em to a party or holiday meal, they're usually gone within 10 minutes

[jirodreamsofdank]

I've only turned on my real oven a couple of times in the last year, it's nice to not heat up my entire house to bake a chicken breast and potatoes.

[resincum]

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LOL. I LOVE THIS VIDEO







a close friend of ours got really sick a few weeks ago. turned out they had pneumonia and when they ran their tests they discovered they were hiv+..and while in there they caught meningitis sucked the life out in 3 weeks. kind of brought my reality crashing down.. make sure you hug your friends when you see em and let em know they're loved and not alone <3

[BitchPudding]

I hate myself and want to die. Typical.