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Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:25 am
by samzadgan
no you must do it after dinner...get yourself a can of XXXX sit by the computer and multi-quote!
do it!
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:26 am
by Iommic Pope
I'm already drinking......Hoegaarden.
Which on bugger all sleep and an empty stomach would explain my complete lack of concentration.
My comfort zone is currently too high to go messing with multi-quotes.
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:45 am
by samzadgan
Iommic Pope wrote:I'm already drinking......Hoegaarden.
Which on bugger all sleep and an empty stomach would explain my complete lack of concentration.
My comfort zone is currently too high to go messing with multi-quotes.
dissapointing man...what kind of Queenslander drinks Hoegaarden...you should have a seperate beer fridge stacked with XXXX...and you should be having it with cornflakes and sneaking drops into your kids milk.
where is your state pride?? did alfie langer...and the King, Wally Lewis mean nothing to you????
for the record...XXXX taste like shit and I really dont like Rugby League...
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:53 am
by samzadgan
ooohhhh baby!....
just got off the phone from customs office...my package is ready for collection...gonna pick it up tonight.
be ready for picture-posting-diarrhea tonight.
This purchase along with my Super Bass represent the peak of my rig...i really can't see how it will improve...more yes, but improve no...
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:16 am
by Iommic Pope
samzadgan wrote:dissapointing man...what kind of Queenslander drinks Hoegaarden...
A Queenslander with tastebuds.
I wasn't born drinking the dregs of the Brisbane river.
Although, to be honest, it would raise my sludginess by +1000.
samzadgan wrote:you should have a seperate beer fridge stacked with XXXX...and you should be having it with cornflakes and sneaking drops into your kids milk.
If I'm going to make drunkards out kids that aren't even school age, I'd prefer they knew the difference between good quality shit and, well.....XXXX. At least then they know what life is like in the rest of the world.
I rub against the xenophobic grain like that.
samzadgan wrote:where is your state pride?? did alfie langer...and the King, Wally Lewis mean nothing to you????
No.
samzadgan wrote:for the record...XXXX taste like shit and I really dont like Rugby League...
you wanna be careful typing shit like that.
ASIO are watching.
And Customs migh tnot let you back in.
(For the record, funnist slag on QLD, ever.

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Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:39 am
by KaosCill8r
If I had the choice between XXXX and donkey piss, I would take the donkey piss. It would probably taste better. No self respecting Aussie would drink XXXX. Carlton Draught, Now that's real beer!
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:55 am
by samzadgan
Carlton Draught is my favourite. For a good 4 years i worked near the carlton brewery in sydney...the pub we went to was next door and had the it on tap...never tasted better!
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 9:57 am
by KaosCill8r
Nectar of the gods. In Victoria its on tap everywhere.
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:08 am
by D.o.S.
Fosters: Australian for Failure.
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:18 am
by samzadgan
You say that...but its a beer that no Aussie drinks, it gets exported and makes a shit load of money outside...so its failure turned into success!
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:51 am
by KaosCill8r
D.o.S. wrote:Fosters: Australian for Failure.
samzadgan wrote:You say that...but its a beer that no Aussie drinks, it gets exported and makes a shit load of money outside...so its failure turned into success!
True, I won't drink it. There is a reason they export it. It sucks. Its up there with XXXX on the shit beer scale.

Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:55 am
by Ancient Astronaught
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:58 am
by ryan summit
is that really true?
ive heard americans say that
i thought it was BS
how much harder is it to make decent beer?
why cant the fosters factory make what you drink?
of course we think you drink fosters
the commercial tells us you do
and it was everywhere in crocodile dundee
lemme guess paul hogans not austrailian either
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:06 am
by KaosCill8r
Yeah he is Australian sadly. Just a wanker version of one. If we could we would deny it though.
Re: The Doom Room: ILF Edition
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:42 am
by D.o.S.
samzadgan wrote:You say that...but its a beer that no Aussie drinks, it gets exported and makes a shit load of money outside...so its failure turned into success!
Yeah. I have some extended family/friends in Australia, and that seems to be the consensus.