The Doom Room: ILF Edition

[odontophobia]

I know D.o.S. just saw them but holy shit.

Just saw SWANS. Fucking incredibly loud.

Power juiced and went out 15-minutes in. They came back and played for a solid 2 hrs and 45 minutes after that. Pretty incredibly. Hypnotic. Walls of sound. I don't know.

Amazing while being relaxing and then abrasive. Definitely a good show. Check the tour out if you can.

As far as all goes as planned I'll be catching Whores on Saturday in Chicago. Shaping up to be a sweet week.

Yeah my rough estimate was ~6 songs over two and a half hours. They reminded me a little bit of the Disco Biscuits in the first half of their set, which was a very, very strange phenomenon.

I didn't think they were that loud while it was happening, but I was pretty far back from the stage so it was mostly PA. The opener was pretty awesome, too.

Club holds 420 (lollllll) and I was very close to the front. Definitely quite loud.

[D.o.S.]

Yeah I think the place I saw them was ~500 capacity but again, lurking near the soundboard is a v. different story than being up front.

They weren't quiet, but they weren't High on Fire loud (although the mix was sublime).

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quote="samzadgan"]

Do any of you guys hold your shits as long as possible while on the road? Truck stops and hole in the wall clubs aren't anywhere that I wanna drop a dook. I can feel the Ebola enter my butthole the instant I feel the back splash. I've shit so much since i've been home that I can breathe easier.

I have to be at home to shit...i cant stand thinking about sitting on seat that i dont know who else has been on before. Its fucking sickening to think about.

On the odd occasions that ive had to...ive put paper towels on the seat and a bunch in the bowl to stop splashback.[/quote]

I'm not a huge fan of blasting one in a public restroom either. Three days a week I have to share exactly two poorly ventilated, unisex bathrooms with a school full of teachers. I don't like pooping their either, mostly because they smell like fucking truck stop bathrooms by the end of the day. Moral of the story - teachers take some mean shits.

[ShaolinLambKiller]

I just build a nest and shit. I shit when I need to. I'm not going to save it for later.

[conky]

Oh, I put tons of shit tickets down but I still feel gross afterwards.

I think I just attained douchebag blues lawyer status. PRS inbound.

[odontophobia]

I used to abhor shitting in public. I once snuck out of school when all classes were locked down for exams. A bunch of us were finished with our exam, unseasonably warm spring day, open windows. I just jumped out, crept out to my car, drove home, came back home and took a shite.

Driving to Detroit later that year broke me though -- had the shits and had to stop a few times on that 2.5 hour trip.

Now I just shit wherever, man.

I tend to think that certain places have cleaner bathrooms than others but you're not always blessed with that.

[AxAxSxS]

buy baby wipes. I can shit anywhere and leave feeling refreshingly clean, if I have baby wipes. Army fieldcraft 101, bring lots of babywipes when away from acceptable toilets.

[D.o.S.]

Oh, I put tons of shit tickets down but I still feel gross afterwards.

I think I just attained douchebag blues lawyer Today Is The Day status. PRS inbound.

[conky]

Oh, I put tons of shit tickets down but I still feel gross afterwards.

I think I just attained douchebag blues lawyer Today Is The Day status. PRS inbound.

But this one has a flame top. From the pics though it is kinda subtle so maybe its not so douchey.

[Joe Gress]

See I'll always think of Dave Knudsen when it comes to PRS guitars.

[Timm Grimm]

Do any of you guys hold your shits as long as possible while on the road? Truck stops and hole in the wall clubs aren't anywhere that I wanna drop a dook. I can feel the Ebola enter my butthole the instant I feel the back splash. I've shit so much since i've been home that I can breathe easier.

Any time I can't shit as necessary, I seriously get all claustrophobic feeling to the point of near anxiety. When it's time to go I gotta go.

[fallen]

PRS inbound.

Doom lawyer status revoked.

(Those are killer guitars, construction, finish, pickups, neck shape, tuning stability, all top notch.)

[Iommic Pope]

. Moral of the story - teachers take some mean shits.

Nuthin wrong with a PRS, unless you play in a Santana covers band.

[HeavyXIII]

As someone who suffers from UC and Crohn's Disease I must be nearly 100% prepared to shit anywhere for any amount of time on command. My bowels know no master, and I daresay I fear them. I'd rather touch my ass on some thing that has been touched by many asses, than shit my pants.

[D-Day]

I have shit in the men's room at Eli's Mile High Club in Oakland as well as the Greyhound station in Cleveland. Professional status.