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Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 4:40 am
by coldbrightsunlight
Dowi wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
UglyCasanova wrote:16 sec delay??? Whaaa! Nice one, Satan! :eek:
Yes, it is very interesting and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. :lol:
I'd say it's the best result a gift can accomplish.

Plus: i just got a box from coldbrightsantananana! :omg: :hug:
I thought D.o.S was the one, you tricked me :lol:
I trick you good! I considered going even further and putting a fake address on because I knew my real name on the package would give away the sender....

You can feel free to open that and the mysterious LP-shaped box any time now :lol: ;)

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 4:53 am
by goroth
Aquietcabin1978 wrote:Called to check on the tracking for my satans loot this afternoon, it hasn't moved in almost a week. Had a decent conversation with their CSR. Told me to search "postal delay" for reference. NOt sure if these pics are legit but if so I want to go be a volunteer carrier, sorter, whatever to help yo!! Just blatant sabotage of one of our basic institutions. These ghouls (not the postal workers) are going to ruin christmas for some many kids. yikes.

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That is so bad :cry:

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:19 am
by Gone Fission
Aquietcabin1978 wrote:Called to check on the tracking for my satans loot this afternoon, it hasn't moved in almost a week. Had a decent conversation with their CSR. Told me to search "postal delay" for reference. NOt sure if these pics are legit but if so I want to go be a volunteer carrier, sorter, whatever to help yo!! Just blatant sabotage of one of our basic institutions. These ghouls (not the postal workers) are going to ruin christmas for some many kids. yikes.
Oy. As feared, my outbound has toggled over to “arriving late” with no location scans added since it left my local post office a few days ago.

And based on the “informed delivery” inbound tracking, I have packages getting bogged down from odd places, so I’m expecting a late Santana. Two weeks on “priority” mail? It’s fine, just another detail of our 2020 hellscape. Hate the situation, love the Santana.

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:22 am
by cantremember
Aquietcabin1978 wrote:Called to check on the tracking for my satans loot this afternoon, it hasn't moved in almost a week. Had a decent conversation with their CSR. Told me to search "postal delay" for reference. NOt sure if these pics are legit but if so I want to go be a volunteer carrier, sorter, whatever to help yo!! Just blatant sabotage of one of our basic institutions. These ghouls (not the postal workers) are going to ruin christmas for some many kids. yikes.

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Yikes is right! That must be the Phoenix location because everything I've sent or have coming is just chilling over there.

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 11:28 am
by Dandolin
ugh. that's right. once it clears the jam at the origin processing center and travels to the destination region, it enters the maelstrom again. :mope:

straight talk from the City of Brotherly (Laurence) Love:

"Don’t be using the post office right now, because we can’t deliver the mail,” said Laurence Love, an assistant clerk craft director who operates mail-sorting machines at the Philadelphia Processing and Delivery Center.

“You’re not gonna get your Christmas presents because we don’t have the people and the ingenuity to do it,” said Love, an employee of 35 years.

https://www.inquirer.com/business/usps- ... 01218.html

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:39 pm
by cantremember
I guess I spoke to soon because 2 packages came in today! I'm probably gonna try and hold off on opening them but we'll see...

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:54 pm
by Paul_C
I had a peek in the top of the box, and saw something for my daughter and some things in wrapping paper. . .

:)

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:05 am
by aedes
Gone Fission wrote:
Aquietcabin1978 wrote:Called to check on the tracking for my satans loot this afternoon, it hasn't moved in almost a week. Had a decent conversation with their CSR. Told me to search "postal delay" for reference. NOt sure if these pics are legit but if so I want to go be a volunteer carrier, sorter, whatever to help yo!! Just blatant sabotage of one of our basic institutions. These ghouls (not the postal workers) are going to ruin christmas for some many kids. yikes.
Oy. As feared, my outbound has toggled over to “arriving late” with no location scans added since it left my local post office a few days ago.

And based on the “informed delivery” inbound tracking, I have packages getting bogged down from odd places, so I’m expecting a late Santana. Two weeks on “priority” mail? It’s fine, just another detail of our 2020 hellscape. Hate the situation, love the Santana.

Ugh, same here. Santee's gift was supposed to arrive yesterday. Now...who knows :cry:

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2020 11:51 am
by Gone Fission
Fucked up thing is when a box isn’t scanned in when a label is bought at home or by a business. If not scanned at pickup or post office drop, sometimes it doesn’t get scanned until right before delivery. Right now, that could be a while. For selling gear, I’ve made a point of waiting on line at the counter for them to scan in and print me a receipt. I’m careful so I want good proof for an insurance claim in case they lose something.

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2020 2:44 pm
by Dowi
coldbrightsunlight wrote:
Dowi wrote:
jrfox92 wrote:
UglyCasanova wrote:16 sec delay??? Whaaa! Nice one, Satan! :eek:
Yes, it is very interesting and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. :lol:
I'd say it's the best result a gift can accomplish.

Plus: i just got a box from coldbrightsantananana! :omg: :hug:
I thought D.o.S was the one, you tricked me :lol:
I trick you good! I considered going even further and putting a fake address on because I knew my real name on the package would give away the sender....

You can feel free to open that and the mysterious LP-shaped box any time now :lol: ;)
:lol: well played

I will honor the tradition and wait until Christmas eve, already hidden the box so I don't fall into temptation (or my daughter opens it).
Reeeeeeally looking forward to it :animal:

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:31 pm
by D.o.S.
Paul_C wrote:I had a peek in the top of the box, and saw something for my daughter and some things in wrapping paper. . .

:)
:!!!:

I opened e top of mine to get the tape off for faster Christmas opening (I am lying obviously) and saw a note that said wait until dec 25 please.


So. At midnight on Christmas Eve, it gets opened. Not before.

Probably.

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 5:35 pm
by goroth
As a gremlin you should know the pitfalls that await ye for doing stuff you probably shouldn't after midnight.

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:03 am
by D.o.S.
Pitfalls, or epic adventures filled with snow?

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:34 am
by goroth
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Pitfall.

Re: SANTEES AND SATANS, ACTIVATE! ILF SECRET SATAN 2020

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:42 am
by Gone Fission