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Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:27 am
by repoman
BetterOffShred wrote:So it's Surviving the Game ? Sounds rad
Surviving the Game is NOT SHITTY

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:52 am
by $harkToootth
I forgot to post this. The word 'unique' should be reserved for this film. It's like an Ingmar Bergman movie in the body of a sleazy exploitation flick. You may not think this one is 'resonating' while watching it... but it lingers. This legit one of my best friend's favorite movies. TOYS ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN.

We're not kidding any one though. It still is pretty shitty :lol:

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Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:31 am
by mr. sound boy king
I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:27 pm
by calfzilla
mr. sound boy king wrote:I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.
That's a bad horror movie classic. Completely forgot about Pumpkinhead!

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:55 pm
by fcknoise
I recently watched this gem

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs[/youtube]

This scene has no extra context by the movie, btw

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:11 pm
by $harkToootth
Just lay off the heavy doobies.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:39 am
by fcknoise
just watch the whole damn thing here man

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The guy made like 7 or so movies about the same people, this isn't even the first one apparently https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0796477/?ref_=tt_ov_dr

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:29 pm
by prrrfakes
mr. sound boy king wrote:I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.
Pumpkinhead fucking rules.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:46 am
by codetocontra
prrrfakes wrote:
mr. sound boy king wrote:I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.
Pumpkinhead fucking rules.
Truth.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:48 pm
by Warpsmasher
Cat's Eye - The kitty adventure in the beginning is excellent and fun and pure escapism, and I wish the whole movie would just go on like that starring the awesome little kitty on a magic quest, but then a bunch of lame humans have to come in and wreck it. The little demon bad guy is ok too but the human bad guys and James Woods definitely bring the shitty.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:02 am
by Achtane
Watched Sleeping Beauty last night. The, like, 2012 one unrelated to the fairy tale.

Pro: Radio Birdman song in the background of one scene. Also, boobs everywhere.
Con: Pointlessly long cuts, rest of the movie is wack

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:32 am
by JereFuzz
Warpsmasher wrote:Cat's Eye - The kitty adventure in the beginning is excellent and fun and pure escapism, and I wish the whole movie would just go on like that starring the awesome little kitty on a magic quest, but then a bunch of lame humans have to come in and wreck it. The little demon bad guy is ok too but the human bad guys and James Woods definitely bring the shitty.
“Just keeping you on your toes.”

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 2:45 pm
by repoman
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5KySGiKVI[/youtube]

Does stuff like this get made anymore? :poke:

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:40 am
by mr. sound boy king
I watched part of a movie on Amazon Prime called "Terror at Blood Fart Lake." This horrible movie proved unwatchable and I turned it off. Negative four stars for being the worst thing I've ever seen on a television set.

Re: Shitty movies

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:59 pm
by Mudfuzz
Have any of you watched blood and doughnuts?