ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGNING UP CLOSED

[JonnyAngle]

I broke down..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bmcryUdoRU[/youtube]

Massive and amazing.

Great haul! Satan’s Spirit is everywhere!

[oldangelmidnight]

My package said it was delivered to an individual...


... I'm out of state, there's no one in my house and I have a mail hold.


Okay, so best case scenario that's just a weird quirk of the tracking. Worst case someone stole my mail right out of the mail person's hands.

I've had that message show up while mail was being held and it was fine.

[Jwar]

Dear Satan. I got the cd. I will listen now. Thank you for the love.

Also, don’t fret. Packages often times end up in shipping limbo for a few days during the holidays, so I’m not worried.

[codetocontra]

I got a tracking number from an ILFer! 36 hours later I tracked the package....and it is coming from another location?!? Ya got me, Satan. Nice one. Expected to be here Christmas Eve. Sharpening utensils now...eyeballing a saw with a new blade...oh look, flammable liquid...hmmm...

[JonnyAngle]

I got a tracking number from an ILFer! 36 hours later I tracked the package....and it is coming from another location?!? Ya got me, Satan. Nice one. Expected to be here Christmas Eve. Sharpening utensils now...eyeballing a saw with a new blade...oh look, flammable liquid...hmmm...

So the tracking said like California and then changed to Florida or something?

[codetocontra]

Nah, like if the ILFer was in California* but the package is coming from Florida*.

*(States have been changed to protect Satan and minion)

[JonnyAngle]

I always forget to give socks

[Aquietcabin1978]

No word on mine yet. The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last.

[UglyCasanova]

Both incoming and outcoming gifts will arrive post Xmas. People at the post office assured me it would get to my mark in time. Lesson: don't trust anybody.

Still, really hyped to see what my mark thinks of it all, and these videos are the best.

[Inconuucl]

Part of my gift will be sent post Christmas since I forgot to pack it. It's not a ilfmas on my end without absolute disfunction.

[Achtane]

I will participate next year! I just never seem to have any money this time of year

[Disarm D'arcy]

Have an awesome slightly belated pine tree solstice today

[drolo]

Have an awesome slightly belated pine tree solstice today

If you want to be completely politically correct please do not use the term pine tree solstice either as that leaves out the southern hemisphere, with its wintery connotation in disguise

other than that,

[DRodriguez]

Merry merry y'all. Thanks for being you and getting weird with me.

[oldangelmidnight]

Package arrived. Hail Satan.

Be careful with those poisonous evergreens, everyone.