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CBA713 wrote:Is it safe to say that the Beach Boys are the ultimate thread killer?





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Not at all. They're the exact opposite. Once they are mentioned all hell breaks loose.

Unless you're likening killing a thread to completely derailing it, then yes.

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Yeah, derailing it into what? More meaninglessness?



C

yes.


Biggie >>>>>>>>>>>> Pac

end of story.

This is an ironic thread.

CBA713 wrote:Yeah, derailing it into what?

INTO YOUR MOTHER.














AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW SHIT YOU FUCKING ASS PIRATE.

Bellyheart wrote:This is an ironic thread.

Don't y'a think....?

So a man gets a phone call that he needs to make an emergency business trip to Pittsburgh. He goes to the airport and approaches the counter. Behind it is a woman with enormous breasts. The man, a little out of breath from running, says, "I need one picket to Tittsburgh." She gives him a dirty look as he, embarrassed, apologizes and corrects himself.

Later, the man is sitting on the plane and talking to an older gentleman in the seat next to him. He tells him about the incident. The older man laughs and says "Oh, don't worry. That kind of thing happens all the time. It's called a Freudian slip. Why, just the other day, I was eating dinner with my wife and I said, 'Pass the salt you stupid fucking bitch!!!'"

tah-da!!!

snipelfritz wrote:So a man gets a phone call that he needs to make an emergency business trip to Pittsburgh. He goes to the airport and approaches the counter. Behind it is a woman with enormous breasts. The man, a little out of breath from running, says, "I need one picket to Tittsburgh." She gives him a dirty look as he, embarrassed, apologizes and corrects himself.

Later, the man is sitting on the plane and talking to an older gentleman in the seat next to him. He tells him about the incident. The older man laughs and says "Oh, don't worry. That kind of thing happens all the time. It's called a Freudian slip. Why, just the other day, I was eating dinner with my wife and I said, 'Pass the salt you stupid fucking bitch!!!'"

tah-da!!!

Uh....I don't get it...

Ten posts left and nothing to say.

I'll see if I can do a JOKE CORNER here as well:

Two tramps were walking down the ol' railroad tracks when they came across a rabbit that had obviously been hit by a passing train. The bums exchanged glances, and one of them got down on his knees and began to eat the remains of the mutilated bunny.

"Oh my GOD. That is disgusting! How can you stand to do such a thing?" asked the second bum as he watched in repulsion while his companion devoured the shredded entrails.

"Look, when you're as hungry as I am, you don't pick and choose."

A bit later, as the men traversed the same lonely train tracks, the first bum began to convulse and moan as he clutched his belly.

"Ugggghhhh... I'm gonna be sick," he mumbled. The bum was once again on his knees, vomiting up the recently snacked-upon rabbit guts.

The second bum was at his friend's side, patiently waiting for him to finish. When the sick bum seemed to have ended his puking fit, the first bum knelt down over the regurgitated mess and began to shovel it into his own mouth.

"YYYAARRRGGGHHH," said the recovering first bum, "You were just disgusted with me eating that rabbit in the first place! Now you're eating my barf!"

"Yeah, I know," said the second bum. "But I refuse to eat any meal that hasn't been warmed up first."


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If I were the second guy, I would have started buttfucking the other one when he bent over to vomit. Then, I'd say, "Look, when you're as horny as I am, you don't pick and choose."

Bum bum rape is hilarious.

ba bum bum BUMP!