Thread Killer

[theactionindex]

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[Noise...]

Bump.

Now die, thread. DIE.

[nieh]

Bump.

Now die, thread. DIE.

IT WAS ON ITS WAY TO DYING BUT YOU RESURRECTED IT!

[Noise...]

Bump.

Now die, thread. DIE.

IT WAS ON ITS WAY TO DYING BUT YOU RESURRECTED IT!

My apologies.

[dubkitty]

the present-day thread refuses to die!

[magiclawnchair]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHEc9YbIPo[/youtube]

[Gearmond]

wheee~

[Mudfuzz]

[snipelfritz]

Mommy, where do baby care bears come from?

[Mudfuzz]

Mommy, where do baby care bears come from?

[CBA]

A Year Of ILF: A Retrosplorktive

Hello. It's my ILF birth/death day. How annular. I've tried maybe thirty different fuzzboxes in the last year, and all of them were relatively fun. Only six or seven of them really stuck out, and those ones will remain in my possession indefinitely. My favorite find was the bottomless well of fuzz that is Fuzzhugger(fx). Tom, as if you didn't know, is a truly great builder, artist, and DUDE. He's crafted a few custom boxes for me, and I will continue to stay ABREAST of his creations. I am sad that I seemed to have missed the Mellowtone heydays, and I'm sure I'll have a Singing Tree again at some point.

Other than that... yes, I have reached my limit. I've tried everything that I thought I'd like, mostly trying to find THAT fuzz... until the search started getting hopelessly redundant. I also found that my first instincts were usually correct in regards to hearing/seeing a demo of a particular fuzzbox and immediately getting an audio boner. Too much research into a pedal, for the most part, ended up being disastrous in the end, and the worst part was anticipating a pedal being delivered, checking the tracking status, lustily plugging it in... only to find in the first few minutes of tepid rocking that the damned thing just wasn't up my ass. I of course use the term "up my ass" propitiously.

As for ILF: I realized the other day that I hadn't touched the book I'm currently reading (Brief Interviews With Hideous Men by David Foster Wallace) since before Christmas. I also noticed that my posting on this board had been increasing exponentially since the first of the year, 2011. THUS: I gotta go. This is the coolest and most helpful forum I've ever been a part of. Kinda weird how no one on this board is an asshole.

Here is a list of threads of which I am proud:

1. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=9072
2. viewtopic.php?f=42&t=11171
3. viewtopic.php?f=150&t=14315

And, to stay on topic:

A List Of Threads I Have Killed (proving that I am THE Thread Killer):

1. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=10910
2. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=11115
3. viewtopic.php?f=141&t=11030
4. viewtopic.php?f=142&t=10090
5. viewtopic.php?f=42&t=11364
6. viewtopic.php?f=151&t=11677
7. viewtopic.php?f=42&t=11839
8. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=11815
9. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=11767
10. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=12019
11. viewtopic.php?f=150&t=12093
12. viewtopic.php?f=42&t=12410
13. viewtopic.php?f=150&t=12401
14. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=12516
15. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=12635
16. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=12815
17. viewtopic.php?f=42&t=14365
18. viewtopic.php?f=42&t=13598
19. viewtopic.php?f=42&t=14546
20. viewtopic.php?f=149&t=14837
21. viewtopic.php?f=150&t=15180
22. viewtopic.php?f=44&t=15346
23. viewtopic.php?f=44&t=15105
24. viewtopic.php?f=151&t=14905
25. viewtopic.php?f=44&t=15425
26. viewtopic.php?f=142&t=12886
27. viewtopic.php?f=142&t=15569

And, of course:

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=14921

No doubt that these threads weren't actually "killed", but "helped to reach their spiritual eschaton".

And here are my three favorite/most bestest pedal acquisitions since March 06, 2010:

1. Fuzzhugger ALGAL BLOOM
2. Devi Ever US Fuzz
3. Mellowtone Hi-Five

700 is good.

M'out.

C

[theactionindex]

But seriously, .

[Caesar]

Maybe you're not a thread killer, so much as you showed up late to the orgy and everyone has already shot their load...

[snipelfritz]

Oh, there's somebody in here. Just tell me when you're done. I'm the guy who cleans the loads off the walls.

[bob the r0bot]