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Eric! wrote:GO BIG OR GO HOME

Pretty much.

The burning question here:

When we think of "mini-fuck," are we going with a parking lot/bathroom quickie... or are we going with a quick draw on the pistol/premature pants party closure/blowing your hopes and dreams on the seam of your jeans type deal?

probably both. with a midget.

that's the saddest thing for me, getting married when i did, was i realized i was never going to get to fuck a midget. or any type of carnie folk.

You can simulate the experience by humping the end of a duffel bag

great. can TOTALLY imagine that conversation going over well with the wife.

"bitch, get in the BAG! why? 'cause fuckin' ILF TOLD YOU TO.
........ loooooooove youuuuuuu!!"

behndy wrote:great. can TOTALLY imagine that conversation going over well with the wife.

"bitch, get in the BAG! why? 'cause fuckin' ILF TOLD YOU TO.
........ loooooooove youuuuuuu!!"

tell her is yoko ono cosplay...

"soooooooooooo........ remember when we watched Audition? i always wanted to cosplay as Aoyama. you get to be the boyfriend. the boyfriend in the bag. let's DO THIS."

FUCK OVERDRIVE - Vern Troyer Edition.

behndy wrote:great. can TOTALLY imagine that conversation going over well with the wife.

"bitch, get in the BAG! why? 'cause fuckin' ILF TOLD YOU TO.
........ loooooooove youuuuuuu!!"

first, the little fucker is a great name that shouldn't be put to waste.
second, i was literally thinking to myself earlier "i want a fuck overdrive, but would i really use the crackle that much?"
third, little fucker solves both of those issues.

I crackle that fuck often.

So, uh, what the fuck?

I like to set the burst mode so that it'll only start to "burst" when I really dig into some of the chords. Haven't recorded anything yet, but the first night I was messing around with it, I came up with a simple chord progression but emphasizing the crackle on some of the chords just added so much to the dynamics of it. I definitely see it making it's way into some new song ideas. The textural possibilities when adding delay/verb too can be inspiring. I'd always be down for a little fucker, though, don't get me wrong, but right now I'm LOVIN' my big fucker

Sooo...any progress on this idea? I still want one pretty bad.

DuoSonicII wrote:Sooo...any progress on this idea? I still want one pretty bad.

i think everything will fit well into a small enclosure - i still haven't actually tried it yet though. if not, i can always get some boards ordered specifically for the mini-fuck... it isn't a problem. just need the tiiiiiimmmme!