The Confessions Thread

[MEC]

Recently I've been having lunch with this girl that I went to grade school with. We hadn't seen each other in like 11 years and it turns out that we both now have similar jobs within walking distance downtown Chicago. It also turns out that she is fucking awesome and hilarious and smart and I really missed the boat on that apparently (give me a break, I was like 12). The real bitch of it is this: she is now living with a guy I went to college with and was in many many classes with but never talked to. My goal is clear: pull the old switch-a-roo. ...but how?

Kill him and start wearing his clothes. Maybe she won't notice.
I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.

If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?

[the_carl]

I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.

If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?

Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.

[Chankgeez]

I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.

If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?

Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.

So, it's settled, we're making him change his Username?

(Maybe we can go on strike until he does?)

[hbombgraphics]

I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.

If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?

Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.

I understand this frustration
I also get upset when I meet other people who claim to be named carl

because I already know THE Carl, it can't be their name

[bigchiefbc]

I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.

If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?

Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.

Frey isn't his last name; however it is a subset which is contained in his last name.

[MEC]

I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.

If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?

Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.

I understand this frustration
I also get upset when I meat other people who claim to be named carl
because I already know THE Carl, it can't be their name

the_carl's name isn't really Carl.
the_carl is short for Theodore Carlsbergerson

[bigchiefbc]

Ready for shock? I'm not actually a chief.

[Officer Bukowski]

I think I'm still mad that jfrey's actual name isn't Jeffrey. But I am happy my phone suggested uterus when I typed jfrey.

If jfrey is not Jeffery, what teh fuck is it?

Justin. Justin Frey --> J. Frey --> jfrey. This bothers me as well.

I understand this frustration
I also get upset when I meet other people who claim to be named carl

because I already know THE Carl, it can't be their name

I thought the meat was intentional and pretty funny

Also, Theodore Carlsbergerson hahahahahaha

[hbombgraphics]

Yes MEAT!!!!

Theodore Carlsbergerson is a great name

But I am not sure I should be discussing this with a cop,


also: The big Chief may not be a chief but apparently he is big

[greyscales]

Everything is a lie...

[Officer Bukowski]

Yes MEAT!!!!

Theodore Carlsbergerson is a great name

But I am not sure I should be discussing this with a cop,


also: The big Chief may not be a chief but apparently he is big

lol I think we're on the same page here. I also like Duane Westchester with and extra emphasis on the U

[hbombgraphics]

and just for the record my name is

Henry Baumgartner Grafficios

[Officer Bukowski]

And how can we forget the great Thaddeus Hogarth

[alexa.]

Ready for shock? I'm not actually a chief.

and I'm not really alex..

[phantasmagorovich]

I see no reason in using any but my real name on the internet.