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Did anybody ever hear a joke when they were a kid about a kid whose name was Bootyitches? He gets sent to the principal's office because the teacher doesn't believe his name is really Bootyitches and then something else happens. I keep thinking about it, but I can't remember how it goes. Then I just start laughing about the name Bootyitches and start to wonder if that was the point of the joke and there really wasn't much of a punchline beyond that.

snipelfritz wrote:Did anybody ever hear a joke when they were a kid about a kid whose name was Bootyitches? He gets sent to the principal's office because the teacher doesn't believe his name is really Bootyitches and then something else happens. I keep thinking about it, but I can't remember how it goes. Then I just start laughing about the name Bootyitches and start to wonder if that was the point of the joke and there really wasn't much of a punchline beyond that.

I've heard a lot of variations, but basically he ends up dying in some way or another and at the funeral/scene of the accident his mother says something along the lines of "OMG! My poor Bootyitches." Then someone goes up to her and is all "Why don't you scratch it then."

I'm naming my possible future child Bootyitches just in case this scenario should play out one day.

theactionindex wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Did anybody ever hear a joke when they were a kid about a kid whose name was Bootyitches? He gets sent to the principal's office because the teacher doesn't believe his name is really Bootyitches and then something else happens. I keep thinking about it, but I can't remember how it goes. Then I just start laughing about the name Bootyitches and start to wonder if that was the point of the joke and there really wasn't much of a punchline beyond that.

I've heard a lot of variations, but basically he ends up dying in some way or another and at the funeral/scene of the accident his mother says something along the lines of "OMG! My poor Bootyitches." Then someone goes up to her and is all "Why don't you scratch it then."

I'm naming my possible future child Bootyitches just in case this scenario should play out one day.

That's it! I'm glad somebody knew it.

I remember the rest now. The teacher doesn't believe his name is Bootyitches, same with the principal so he gets sent home and is hit by a car while he's walking home.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mKL9iS81uk[/youtube]

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Alright.

Killing threads, fucking bitches, working 9 to 5.

Actually 10pm to 6am.

snipelfritz wrote:Actually 10pm to 6am.

fuck. that.

it's meh. I'm there now. It only sucks when I need to do things in the middle of the day.

Fortunately being a gas station clerk isn't that tough of a job. I've really been wanting to watch the movie Clerks again since I started here. It's been a while, but from what I remember it's pretty much like that, minus Randall and Jay and Silent Bob.

Although my greatest fear is finding an old person dead in the bathroom.

This seems to work fine without me.

phantasmagorovich wrote:This seems to work fine without me.

That's what she said!

snipelfritz wrote:

phantasmagorovich wrote:This seems to work fine without me.

That's what she said!

When you tried to seduce a girl by jerking off in the park?

phantasmagorovich wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:

phantasmagorovich wrote:This seems to work fine without me.

That's what she said!

When you tried to seduce a girl by jerking off in the park?

Exactly. I was thinking something along those lines.

The Day Chicago died just came on the radio. This song rules.

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Actually this is an anti-ironic mustache,...cause I hate hipsters.