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I would move to Slovakia in a hot second and herd and walk and drone for dayzzz... I used to play Bass and Contra Bass Clarinet so I am ready yo...

Hey fellow ILF Slovakians please contact me so I can come learn your ways...

The closest to Slovakia you can get is... me

Please import me and I will live in one of those Czech Plaza's!!!

For real... Any of yall Eurotrashers can inport ME a real TEXAN to come herd your sheep or pick your grapes or milk an animal or whatever for real...

I wanna be an immigrant that brings the FUZZ to your City...

I like Germany and Finland!!!

so im jus browsing my tumblr n shit and i see some new person following me and this person liked all these random things ive posted
which is just bad teenage poetry i write late at night and the one he loved was this one about cats and black holes from ages ago so i check out
his page and its just pictures of dudes getting nailed by chicks with strap ons

i just wanted to tell someone cause i thought it was hilarious in terms that my ramblings about cats and filling voids can appeal to someone who really wants to get nailed by a chick with a massive dildo

Hour Twenty or so being awake, still an hour and a half of work left.
Must not doze off here, must make it home and pass out in bed. So close....

tuffteef wrote:so im jus browsing my tumblr n shit and i see some new person following me and this person liked all these random things ive posted
which is just bad teenage poetry i write late at night and the one he loved was this one about cats and black holes from ages ago so i check out
his page and its just pictures of dudes getting nailed by chicks with strap ons

i just wanted to tell someone cause i thought it was hilarious in terms that my ramblings about cats and filling voids can appeal to someone who really wants to get nailed by a chick with a massive dildo

Hahaha awesome

kbithecrowing wrote:Hour Twenty or so being awake, still an hour and a half of work left.
Must not doze off here, must make it home and pass out in bed. So close....

tuffteef wrote:so im jus browsing my tumblr n shit and i see some new person following me and this person liked all these random things ive posted
which is just bad teenage poetry i write late at night and the one he loved was this one about cats and black holes from ages ago so i check out
his page and its just pictures of dudes getting nailed by chicks with strap ons

i just wanted to tell someone cause i thought it was hilarious in terms that my ramblings about cats and filling voids can appeal to someone who really wants to get nailed by a chick with a massive dildo

Hahaha awesome

i was flicking through the page and found this winner he posted and i quote
" i love watching you go down on my dildo. From macho man to wimp boy, ive put you through alot of changes this month hehe! and ive just started "
with a picture of a chick with a black dong like winking at me


I DIED
i love this guy hes great

in comparison to my romantique poetry

" im tired of vicariously living through my friends in attempts to gain access to there cats and cute dogs to fill the ever gaping black hole void i have inside my chest "

i 100% see our similarities and why he liked my poetic puke

What if it's a chick and she wants to nail you with a strapon, Tuff?
I think you should see where it goes. Go on the tumblr and like a bunch of the pictures, maybe things will develop. If she responds by retweeting some of your poetry, then it's real love

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showth ... ?t=1277000
GOld in thur hills.

D.o.S. wrote:http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showthread.php?t=1277000
GOld in thur hills.

basti moon wrote:What if it's a chick and she wants to nail you with a strapon, Tuff?
I think you should see where it goes. Go on the tumblr and like a bunch of the pictures, maybe things will develop. If she responds by retweeting some of your poetry, then it's real love

nah its a dude it has his name and photo and little info blurb on the side
ill like the wimp boy one cause i thought it was fantastically funny

tuffteef wrote:

kbithecrowing wrote:Hour Twenty or so being awake, still an hour and a half of work left.
Must not doze off here, must make it home and pass out in bed. So close....

tuffteef wrote:so im jus browsing my tumblr n shit and i see some new person following me and this person liked all these random things ive posted
which is just bad teenage poetry i write late at night and the one he loved was this one about cats and black holes from ages ago so i check out
his page and its just pictures of dudes getting nailed by chicks with strap ons

i just wanted to tell someone cause i thought it was hilarious in terms that my ramblings about cats and filling voids can appeal to someone who really wants to get nailed by a chick with a massive dildo

Hahaha awesome

i was flicking through the page and found this winner he posted and i quote
" i love watching you go down on my dildo. From macho man to wimp boy, ive put you through alot of changes this month hehe! and ive just started "
with a picture of a chick with a black dong like winking at me


I DIED
i love this guy hes great

in comparison to my romantique poetry

" im tired of vicariously living through my friends in attempts to gain access to there cats and cute dogs to fill the ever gaping black hole void i have inside my chest "

i 100% see our similarities and why he liked my poetic puke

is that poetry? if so I speak in opetry like %70 of the time

I can't wait for the day when we can think music. It's going to happen it has too! *stares dreamily at nothing*

wfs1234 wrote:I can't wait for the day when we can think music. It's going to happen it has too! *stares dreamily at nothing*

Like instead of thinking in words? Neat!

Just a thought. Does anyone on here do screen printed ties?

D.o.S. wrote:http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showthread.php?t=1277000
GOld in thur hills.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ that's a funny thread.

It takes the normal "My dick is bigger than yours" macho hilarity, and combines it with TGP "I am right, you are wrong about gear" nonsense. A+, 6/5 would read again