The what ever thread...

[RR Bigman]

http://kfor.com/2013/08/26/strange-monument-mysteriously-shows-up-in-front-of-paseo-area-restaurant/

The wording on the block is even more bizarre than its arrival.

“It says ‘In the year of our lord 2012 Creer Pipi claimed this land for azathoth,” Rawlinson said

[D.o.S.]

Serena Williams has still got it. Goddamn.

[Achtane]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U1V-IlP4I[/youtube]

[kbit]

nope.

[Jeff-7]

http://seks.craigslist.org/msg/4032764417.html

Get your sex dolls and amps...

[Achtane]

the URL is so fitting.

[morange]

Vinyl blow-up SEX doll w/insert / never used = $50
(autistic boy did not like them / did not try!)

[bob the r0bot]

Conversation overheard:

"You're bitch, [redacted]-- you're so bitch."

[NeroJazz]

People covering 'Sweet dreams' make me sick. Manson nailed it first time 'round - move on you dumb fuck!

[morange]

People covering 'Sweet dreams' make me sick. Eurythmics nailed it first time 'round - move on you dumb fuck!

[Achtane]

[Achtane]

What the FSA needs is something that will give them a lasting edge. Parkour? No, all the buildings have been blasted to rubble. They need something that no amount of chemical weapons or Russian tanks can ever take away.

It's time for the United States to give the FSA the Wu-Tang Secret.

Of course we never want to reveal it, not all at once, but you teach it as an exercise. Doing moves while you spit lessons. Spinning blades from the Shaolin slums, it's time to swarm Aleppo with the killer bees. Big dick draggers come in and teach those nappy, rasta-head SAA what happens when you dance with the mantis. GZA with the liquid swords, Masta Killa teaching snake arm swings, going to give the FSA hot biscuits and dynamite hands mantis moves. Even Shyheim is in there throwing cannons.

If Assad is going to drop chemical bombs on his own people then he can only hope to face the mercy of the 36 chambers. A quick death from nerve point invasion, fight to the death, soldiers all around them and popping like mob bosses. Laser James Bond flinging kings in the octagon until every SAA is turned inside out like a sock.

A lot of people are worried about the Wu-Tang Secret getting out. It's understandable. There is no greater weapon in all the chambers and all the arsenals of any other clan in the world. In the past, when the United States has equipped rebel groups, our weapons eventually get used against us. But how many of our past wars has RZA produced? None.

Well, maybe Desert Shield, but he was just a co-producer and that was bootleg anyway. Bush senior put on a Halloween werewolf mask and ran off with the DAT tapes from the studio. He got that back to the White House mixing room and by the time it got leaked he scrubbed out all the n-words he heard and added in a sleigh bell and a track of calliope music.

RZA has new skills and secrets to unleash on an unsuspecting enemy. Raekwon has spent the last 999 days learning how to breathe by watching a butterfly and how to move his arms by watching a caterpillar. The flow they unleash will obliterate T-80 tanks.

[Mudfuzz]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMvRfOQC50[/youtube]

[01010111]

In roughly 30 hours I'll be leaving to move to Eugene. I've never been so nervous/excited about anything ever. I know not the proper emoticon to use here.

[Greenfuz]

something like this: