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Colin Nissan wrote:I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

bob the r0bot wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY[/youtube]
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Chankgeez wrote:Now it gets better?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe5pJz1mgII[/youtube]

this is probably going to be a one-off, but I could make more.

tuffteef wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKX8nA0CTbs[/youtube]


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