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When you and the crew have numerous encounters with the law...
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When you're the Chief Deputy Soy Boy of the popular internet web forum ilinkimages.com.
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$harkToootth wrote:When you're the Chief Deputy Soy Boy of the popular internet web forum ilinkimages.com.
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$harkToootth wrote:When you're the Chief Deputy Soy Boy of the popular internet web forum ilinkimages.com.
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When you stopped checking in on the NAMM thread but still post on a gear forum..
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When this and the Amazing Interiors thread are the only two threads you post in...
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How you react when people call you cynical...
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When you're in a wholesome platonic friendship with ur two mates.
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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when you are so tired that you begin to dissociate and all you want is rest, but know that the government and world is watching and waiting to tear you apart regardless if you make one wrong move

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ibarakishi wrote:when you are so tired that you begin to dissociate and all you want is rest....
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when you think you are soul searching looking for solutions in your life and making things more difficult than they really even have to be, only to realise that the answers were really in your hand the whole time

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I know that feel above...
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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