ilovefuzz.com

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:37 pm**

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFvj6doRQSU[/youtube]

Extreme velcrofuzz explosion. Amazingly textured, crud-pumping FUZZ. From full-on in-your-face, to zippy, to super-filtered over-the-phone fuzz.

The first thing this does is one-up the low-sustain velcrofuzzes by letting you sustain that crunchy, ripping fuzz as long as you want and still get a satisfying, ripping closure at the end.

Of course, you can gate it a little or a lot! To satisfying pop-in to total crapout.

Next, there's a little toggle that lets you choose between crazy and crazier. Toggling brings in another layer of zip & rip! Like taking an electrified cheese grater, covered in velcro, to the face. Lots of heavily-filtered settings in this mode, too. Things get robotic, an alien fuzz language coming over the intercom, then fuzz like it's coming over the telephone.

It's a BEAST. BOT.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:58 pm**

I AM A VELCROBOT I HAVE A VELCROBOT VAGINA!!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:00 pm**

That is also what this sounds like. Putting your slongle in a velcrogina.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:00 pm**

Tom Dalton wrote:Like taking an electrified BALLS GRATER, covered in velcro, to the face.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:05 pm**

sonidero wrote:
Tom Dalton wrote:Like taking an electrified BALLS GRATER, covered in velcro, to the face.

Improve'd.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:13 pm**

Oh man seriously it sounds SICK!!! SO MANY TOANZZZ... I NEED THAT TIGHT THUMP!!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:25 pm**

I said to myself, "Now, no matter what crazy thing Tom makes next, I'm gonna be a good boy, and save my money and NOT buy it right away, 'cause that's the mature and responsible thing to do. I mean sure I'll buy it, but just not right now"

So...

I would like to order a Velcrobot please :thumb:

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:11 pm**

This thing does sound incredible. Nice work, Dalton.

Posted: **Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:10 pm**

SSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN--N-N-N--N-N-N--NNNN-NN!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds awesome! :thumb: