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How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:07 pm
by Jwar
Dad dicks been running rampant up in here! Lots of small peters and usage of them not to be seen. SOOOO how long is it fellas?
This is for soft, hard or any variation of the two. Discussion of measuring techniques may also be a crucial thing here so we are all on the same page.
FIVE years running!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: How long is your dong?
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:08 pm
by Jwar
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH76tfDxm7Y[/youtube]
Re: How long is your dong?
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:13 pm
by Deltaphoenix
Re: How long is your dong?
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:34 pm
by sonidero
Only thing bigger than ma Dong is ma 6ft. Bong...
Re: How long is your dong?
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 8:55 pm
by FuzzHugger
Maybe this should've been an anonymous poll...
Re: How long is your dong?
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:11 pm
by htsamurai
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:02 pm
by Jwar
Poll added!
Re: How long is your dong?
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:04 pm
by futuresailors
htsamurai wrote:..
More like ............................................................................. amirite?
Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:07 pm
by Greenfuz
but what if I'm 4 inches, or 7-11 inches?????
Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:08 pm
by dubkitty
stiff, or floppy?
Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:11 pm
by sonidero
Greenfuz wrote:but what if I'm 4 inches, or 7-11 inches?????
Yeah what about 9.5, a.k.a "The Ladies Choice"???
Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:17 pm
by Jwar
OK OK! Geez. You guys are picky about your dicky. Added the inches shit. If you're over three but under 5...you still small. So just pick 3 and deal with it.
Stiff or floppy. Your choice baby.
Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:23 pm
by jrmy
I knew a guy who was 12+. He nicknamed it "The Kaiser," and if you got him drunk enough, he'd whip it out and plunk it on the table.
Had another friend who was of average length, but if you got him drunk enough, he'd pull it to ridiculous lengths. Like, practically touch-his-own-forehead lengths. He called that game "Unknown Limits."
Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:26 pm
by sonidero
As I get older I find that it is proportionally linked with your personality and the way you act... Whether you are on one side of the scale or the other you WILL compensate...
Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS
Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:28 pm
by FuzzHugger
I was an inch longer before I got circumcised.
