ilovefuzz.com

HI HELO. I HAVE CORONAVIRUS. DO YOU HAVE IT? MY CITY IS SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THE RNC IS HERE AND PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS. DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD BUY A TACOMA? I BOUGHT A MUSTANG LAST YEAR AND ITS A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT BUT I DID GET A TICKET DOING 150 LOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG WHO LIKES BILLIE ELISH OR WHATEVER RAP IS THE BEST MUSIC DO YOU LIKE RAP TOO IM SORRY I MEAN "HIP HOP" IS IT RACIST IF I CALL IT RAP? I DONT WANT TO B RACIST THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD EVER B. I WATCHED A SPIKE LEE MOVIE ONE TIME. DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT THERE WILL EVER BE A PLL CLONE THAT ISNT A PIECE OF SHIT AND SOLD BY LIKE A NON SKETCHY COMPANY OMG LOL ISNT IT WEIRD HOW ALL THESE TIGHT PEDALS CAME OUT AND SOMEHOW MUSIC GOT WAY MORE BORING AFTER THAT? HAS ANYBODY EVER USED A RAINBOW MACHINE IN ANYTHING THEY ACTUALLY LIKE RECORDED I OWN THREE OF THE EARTHQUAKER SUNN PEDALS OMG WHAT IS A ACAI BOWL SOMEBODY SAID I SHOULD GET ONE. I WENT ON A DATE THE OTHER NIGHT AND SHE BROUGHT HER BOYFRIEND WITH HER SO THAT WAS REALLY AWKWARD OK WELL HAVE A GOOD DAY I LOVE U

Pretty sure Radiohead used that useless joke sound maker. They like it so much they named an album after it.

You just don't get it do you? You can't ask someone to build you this. This is a mans masterpiece.
If you had been paying attention you would have noticed an emerging new kind of pedal.
Through the duck tape, booby traps and chaos you would have glimpsed the true nature behind John Schumann's original design.
This is the very pedal that caused him to give up building after completing only a few units.
Years ago, I remember hearing a customer sent his Pll back for repair and after 3 months of waiting received an unusual email.
I am not lying when I tell you this. It was revealed that Schumann, who had never kept a Pll for himself, had over the
years forgotten the design and fell in love with the customers pedal, attempting to run off with it.

This is not the mark of a regular builder. You see, I've encountered few pedals like this.
Each pedal is a meticulous labor of love. It's eccentric genius cannot be held to the same standard as a regular boutique.
It is the pinnacle of unobtainium. A boutique boutique where the builder has poured his very soul into what he is creating to
the point it transcends itself and becomes art. This is the shit legends are made of.

You do not understand what's happening. To simply have someone else build you one is an insult to this mans art.
If you don't appreciate it enough build your own interpretation then you do not understand what is it, you cannot comprehend what you
are playing and you don't deserve it.

one tinfoil hat with each purchase

fcknoise wrote:You just don't get it do you? You can't ask someone to build you this. This is a mans masterpiece.
If you had been paying attention you would have noticed an emerging new kind of pedal.
Through the duck tape, booby traps and chaos you would have glimpsed the true nature behind John Schumann's original design.
This is the very pedal that caused him to give up building after completing only a few units.
Years ago, I remember hearing a customer sent his Pll back for repair and after 3 months of waiting received an unusual email.
I am not lying when I tell you this. It was revealed that Schumann, who had never kept a Pll for himself, had over the
years forgotten the design and fell in love with the customers pedal, attempting to run off with it.

This is not the mark of a regular builder. You see, I've encountered few pedals like this.
Each pedal is a meticulous labor of love. It's eccentric genius cannot be held to the same standard as a regular boutique.
It is the pinnacle of unobtainium. A boutique boutique where the builder has poured his very soul into what he is creating to
the point it transcends itself and becomes art. This is the shit legends are made of.

You do not understand what's happening. To simply have someone else build you one is an insult to this mans art.
If you don't appreciate it enough build your own interpretation then you do not understand what is it, you cannot comprehend what you
are playing and you don't deserve it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

SPACERITUAL wrote: I OWN THREE OF THE EARTHQUAKER SUNN PEDALS

I bet you've got the normal versions and not the OG first run.

How do you look at yourself in the mirror.

SPACERITUAL wrote:

fcknoise wrote:You just don't get it do you? You can't ask someone to build you this. This is a mans masterpiece.
If you had been paying attention you would have noticed an emerging new kind of pedal.
Through the duck tape, booby traps and chaos you would have glimpsed the true nature behind John Schumann's original design.
This is the very pedal that caused him to give up building after completing only a few units.
Years ago, I remember hearing a customer sent his Pll back for repair and after 3 months of waiting received an unusual email.
I am not lying when I tell you this. It was revealed that Schumann, who had never kept a Pll for himself, had over the
years forgotten the design and fell in love with the customers pedal, attempting to run off with it.

This is not the mark of a regular builder. You see, I've encountered few pedals like this.
Each pedal is a meticulous labor of love. It's eccentric genius cannot be held to the same standard as a regular boutique.
It is the pinnacle of unobtainium. A boutique boutique where the builder has poured his very soul into what he is creating to
the point it transcends itself and becomes art. This is the shit legends are made of.

You do not understand what's happening. To simply have someone else build you one is an insult to this mans art.
If you don't appreciate it enough build your own interpretation then you do not understand what is it, you cannot comprehend what you
are playing and you don't deserve it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

the millionth time and i still laugh at 'gorilla warfare'

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4GH0BZUEv8[/youtube]
If you ESL the intonation you can sing along with this catchy tune but yell GO-rilla WARFARE!

My new "very funny" bit is singing Alanis Morissette"Head Over Feet" but changing the lyrics to "I couldn't heeeeeelp it. MY PENIS IS SMALL!"
This is what 30 looks like.
"YOU ALREADY WON ME OVERRRRRR, IN SPITE OF MY PEEN!
And don't be fucking surprised if I love you.... with my small peen!"

Everyone all together now!

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY