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It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:04 pm
by SPACERITUAL
You know how like, when you gain weight, everything gets bigger, but your dick stays the same? I mean at a certain point I imagine it actually gets smaller... what if I invented a science that like, when you got fat, some of the fat went to your dick???? That way fat guys would have giant horse cocks and chicks would be trying to fuck them and everyone would be stoked as fuck.
Also this doesn’t really apply to lgbt ppl since, in my exp, being fat really doesn’t matter at all to gay dudes and shit soooo. I mean you could still have a big dick and that’s totally cool but I’m talking more for the straight guys that have to put up with women.
Either way just think it over.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:06 pm
by SPACERITUAL
I think if the scientific community took like a tenth as much effort as they do with climate change and, instead figured out how to get fat guys laid we would be much happier as a planet.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:13 pm
by SPACERITUAL
HOW DARE YOU
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:02 pm
by Yadig
Just don't eat so much. I don't understand how this is a problem at all.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:27 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Yadig wrote:Just don't eat so much. I don't understand how this is a problem at all.
We’re talking about SCIENCE here we don’t need your negativity.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:31 pm
by Yadig
SPACERITUAL wrote:Yadig wrote:Just don't eat so much. I don't understand how this is a problem at all.
We’re talking about SCIENCE here we don’t need your negativity.
Science is fake commie goobly gook made up by lib cucks.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:39 pm
by Achtane
As a soyboy libtard cuck snowflake, I
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:58 am
by backwardsvoyager
The SCIENCE here is that they're putting weenie-shrinking additives in your Taco Bell, so as to avert the apocalypse scenario where Big Chungus Americans endlessly procreate and consume the entire planet.
I agree that getting fat guys laid would solve a lot of society's problems, but there are bigger things at stake here

Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:58 am
by coupleonapkins
backwardsvoyager wrote:I agree that getting fat guys laid would solve a lot of society's problems, but there are bigger things at stake here

Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 8:51 am
by Yadig
Women love lead singers. make every fat guy a leader singer 2021. That's my campaign and that's my promise.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:27 pm
by resincum
being fat definitely applies to the lgbt community. you ever browse the gay section on a porn site? nothin but twinks :/
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:36 pm
by Heraclitus Akimbo
How is this thread different from the sexist TGP bullshit that folks like to make fun of around here?
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:47 pm
by frodog
Rare SPACERITUAL sighting that's how.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:52 pm
by coupleonapkins
Heraclitus Akimbo wrote:How is this thread different from the sexist TGP bullshit that folks like to make fun of around here?
SPACERITUAL is an ILF legacy member, so we put up with his antics because they are seldom ever as serious as they might seem (or so the legend goes).
I'm not saying that it's fair at all, but neither is his K-POP fanaticism.
Re: It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:33 pm
by MaxMaps
frodog wrote:Rare SPACERITUAL sighting that's how.
+1
asking the
HARD questions