D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
That's what I was just thinking.
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D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
Achtane wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
Word.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
D.o.S. wrote:I'm fucking stupid and no one should operate under any other premise.
D.o.S. wrote:I'm fucking stupid and no one should operate under any other premise.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.
Derelict78 wrote:That probably sounds awful in the best possible way.
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ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.
Achtane wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
Word.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
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I want to go back to being a lazy piece of shit already.
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D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:D.o.S. wrote:Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
Double win, brah.
Word.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Definitely misread that as "kink the fuck out of me" and that is how it's going to stay.
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kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
snipelfritz wrote:Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Tom Dalton wrote:"I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
Lobstrosity wrote:Dad-a-chum? Dod-a-chock?
WayToHip wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Shit, I got a triple whopper. What a fool I am.
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.