Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[rustywire]

I read about a psychological phenomenon where sometimes depressed males think their dicks are shrinking.


Not relevant...Just...You know...

Isn't shrinkage a side effect of (many) antidepressants, speed & cold pools?

[D.o.S.]

Yes... "Ignoring"...

I certainly didn't miss it.

Jajajaja I will text you soon.

[D.o.S.]

I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.

Really debating putting this in my sig, but fuck it.

Yeah can someone sig this it's too good.

[popvulture]

Update: Cute waiter is 21. I am 30. This is no good for me.

Bah, wouldn't worry about it. You're newly single—maybe just relax and see where it goes?

[Jero]

I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.

[odontophobia]

this thread is all sorts of amazing.

[popvulture]

I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.

dying

[neonblack]

Update 2: Waitress texts with such disregard to spelling, grammar, or punctuation, I have to wonder if she just turned autocorrect off and decided the world was just going to take her as she was, or not at all.

[popvulture]

Ok yep that would kill it for me.

[neonblack]

[The Eristic]

People keep telling me guitar should be getting me laid, but I'm beginning to think I should've gone with "job".

[Andrew]

I have spent a shocking amount of money collecting game and anime figurines.

It's a pretty deep downward spiral

[Jwar]

I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.

I've had this happen too, but attributed it to my age going up and my will to life going down.

No but for real, if I take Kratom (cross post from addiction I have), I cannot achieve a full hard on or get off. It's fucked up.

God I'm so glad I'm not single. I'm sorry guys. All around hugs for those who are. Also those who haven't been laid in 5 years. Good God man. Hire a hooker or something!!!!!

[neonblack]

People keep telling me guitar should be getting me laid, but I'm beginning to think I should've gone with "job".

First of all, I just moved out of Rome, GA. Nice to see another fuzzbreaux in the NWGA mountains.

Second of all, the girls that want guitar players don't care if you have a job. The girls that want employed men don't care if you play guitar.

And then there's that rare subset of women (in my case, 95% of them) that aren't going to fuck you no matter how many paychecks or nasty riffs you bring to the table.

[Invisible Man]

Early contender for thread of the year also adds shades of complexity to Jwar's boner talk.