Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

[Iommic Pope]

And you guys let people from the Commonwealth move there, right?

[Disarm D'arcy]

Depends, how would feel about infiltrating buckingham and exfiltrating a photo of the queen's pussy?

[Iommic Pope]

Pass.

[Disarm D'arcy]

At least now you know why you still have a royal overlord. You passed on a mission to bring the queen's pussy to world knowledge. Does that comfort you?

[Iommic Pope]

It's more a question of pointlessness.

And to be honest it speaks volumes of the French mindset.
What does it actually achieve?
Really?

[Disarm D'arcy]

It will be your act of freedom.; Your declaration of independence. Some people threw tea in the Boston port. I don't know, find something. I was merely suggesting. Renonce your enslavement into a subject, break the chains and become a citizen.

And let me point out it's so not goth chick fella of you to refuse a plot against royal pussy. I mean, it must be magical if anyone that comes out of it gets to be a noble and to live the luxury life at the expense of a nation no question's asked?

[Iommic Pope]

For starters, we declare our freedom by winning the Ashes (mostly) and fucking every EnglishUK backpacker worth doing so within hours of their landing in the country, only to send them to work on fruit farms for slave wages and then promptly deport them when they realise our fair colony is much finer than theirs.

Secondly, it's probably way more goth chick and/or fella of me to not particularly give two fucks as all those cunts (pun intended) will be dead soon, along with people who think that shit matters.

Magic pussy is a whole other thread that will probably offend people's delicacies.
But just so we don't have to have that conversation, pretty much all pussy is/was/will be magical at some point.

[Disarm D'arcy]

For starters, we declare our freedom by winning the Ashes (mostly) and fucking every EnglishUK backpacker worth doing so within hours of their landing in the country, only to send them to work on fruit farms for slave wages and then promptly deport them when they realise our fair colony is much finer than theirs.

Secondly, it's probably way more goth chick and/or fella of me to not particularly give two fucks as all those cunts (pun intended) will be dead soon, along with people who think that shit matters.

Magic pussy is a whole other thread that will probably offend people's delicacies.
But just so we don't have to have that conversation, pretty much all pussy is/was/will be magical at some point.

Still, you should throw the English in the water with barrels of tea for good measure as well. Make things clearer to the free world.

However, I thing you're wrong about royalty dying. Even in France, there are royalist parties and a royalist youth. Most of the political spectrum is post revolutionary (right wing is pretty much bonapartist or restauration's liberal, left wing is various nuances of French revolutionaries), but still, the National Front which is our far right party was founded in part by royalists. Royalty is pretty much a glorified romanticized obsession with a society in which equality wasn't proclaimed in spite of all the discrepancies in humans found in nature. The revolution proclaimed rights for humanity, abolished privileges based on class, abolished slavery, separated church and state and decatholicized the political power in favor of absolute religious freedom... therefore, our Republic is pretty much the receptacle of every abstraction the far right hates, hence it's favorable perception of royalty and active promotion of the old regime whenever the revolution is debated.

So goth chick fella better be wary of the royal pussy, because other pussy, however magical, will never be lucrative enough to grant you a castle and Rolls Royce or Bentley or whatever.

[Invisible Man]

plot against royal pussy

[wafl]

THE PROLETARIAT HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS




Ariel knew what was up.

[JonnyAngle]

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[Invisible Man]

We discussed this very thing in the most recent ILFcast. Along with your accent.

[comesect2.0]

fish top...()-----------:

[ritz]

I was just thinking about you comsect, remembering your uhhh let's say slightly regressive lame-out flame-out... wondering if you were lurking like a ghost after ghosting like a jerk... and here you are, posting in the fish porn thread like you never left, of course you are.

Were ya wondering why nobody wanted to talk about it much, wondering about that uncomfortable silence after you left? Did you miss us? Did you wonder if we missed you?

I wonder where you're dumping your word hoard these days, where does it have to go?

[Jwar]

Why did you resurrect this smut Jack!!! WHY!!!!

Besides, everyone pretty much went with fish bottom. I still don't get that, but I think fish are sexy.