Dad Dick 2999 here AMA

[odontophobia]

Oh shit dude it came in five boxes. I cannot believe the lengths manufacturer go to to jam stuff in tiny boxes...logistics must be waaaay more expensive than I thought. Thank god I played with a lot of Lego as a kid (and as an adult with my kids).

I bought a new iMac a few years back. The unboxing/boxing up of it when I sold it was a fucking nightmare.

Packaging design degrees are for fucking lunatics.

I just walked the dog in jeans and a crewneck and now i'm too hot. i'm not wearing a shirt.

what is your favorite michigan beverage and why is it vernors?
what is johnny angle's youtube 3-word review on vernors and its superiority?

[spacelordmother]

Also we got one of those mattresses that comes vacuum sealed in what appears to be a poster tube. Opening that thing was a big event in the Invisible House.

We got one of those too -- I was honestly a little afraid to break the seal...

[snipelfritz]

How did I just see this now?

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How is everyone?

[$harkToootth]

Still awake and still a Soy Boy. Not sure how much longer I can stay awake pump'in and dump'in.

[snipelfritz]

Soy Boy. Teehee, I don't know what that means...but it rhymes, so it's silly.

I like the funny rhymes.

[Invisible Man]

Oh shit dude it came in five boxes. I cannot believe the lengths manufacturer go to to jam stuff in tiny boxes...logistics must be waaaay more expensive than I thought. Thank god I played with a lot of Lego as a kid (and as an adult with my kids).

I bought a new iMac a few years back. The unboxing/boxing up of it when I sold it was a fucking nightmare.

Packaging design degrees are for fucking lunatics.

I just walked the dog in jeans and a crewneck and now i'm too hot. i'm not wearing a shirt.

what is your favorite michigan beverage and why is it vernors?
what is johnny angle's youtube 3-word review on vernors and its superiority?

1) There's a degree for that? Holy shit.

2) please don't put your dog in people clothes. (I had to look up 'crew neck;' still not totally clear.)

3) Vernor's is wonderful because it cuts through everything. There's no taste that the V won't eradicate from your mouth...it is the realization of total beverage warfare. Since I abstain from alcohol, it makes me feel like I'm a grown man. Also it's bubbly.

4)

[Invisible Man]

Soy Boy. Teehee, I don't know what that means...but it rhymes, so it's silly.

I like the funny rhymes.

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The answer you seek is in this thread. Buckle up; hombre.

[JonnyAngle]

Also we got one of those mattresses that comes vacuum sealed in what appears to be a poster tube. Opening that thing was a big event in the Invisible House.

Where'd you get the mattress from?

Per my foam supplier, overstock.com, can sell a mattress cheaper than what I can get with an employee discount.

But they shrink it down and shipping is like $15 for a queen size mattress. That concept saved the bedding industry about 10-15 years ago

#foamknowledge

[JonnyAngle]

Oh shit dude it came in five boxes. I cannot believe the lengths manufacturer go to to jam stuff in tiny boxes...logistics must be waaaay more expensive than I thought. Thank god I played with a lot of Lego as a kid (and as an adult with my kids).

I bought a new iMac a few years back. The unboxing/boxing up of it when I sold it was a fucking nightmare.

Packaging design degrees are for fucking lunatics.

I just walked the dog in jeans and a crewneck and now i'm too hot. i'm not wearing a shirt.

what is your favorite michigan beverage and why is it vernors?
what is johnny angle's youtube 3-word review on vernors and its superiority?

1) There's a degree for that? Holy shit.

2) please don't put your dog in people clothes. (I had to look up 'crew neck;' still not totally clear.)

3) Vernor's is wonderful because it cuts through everything. There's no taste that the V won't eradicate from your mouth...it is the realization of total beverage warfare. Since I abstain from alcohol, it makes me feel like I'm a grown man. Also it's bubbly.

4)

You should see the pizza I made

[$harkToootth]

IM, are you just fucking around instead of working again today? Cause I am.

[Invisible Man]

Where'd you get the mattress from?

No idea, it was around $250. It's for kids, and their comfort is obviously secondary or tertiary.

IM, are you just fucking around instead of working again today? Cause I am.

No, I've actually accomplished a shit ton today. I just move quick and treat posting to ILF like a part of my job. I check email and I check threads, you feel me?

Also I walked into two separate peoples' offices before noon and they burst into tears within seconds of me asking 'how are you,' so while I'm being 'productive,' I'm still feeling 'fuck you, job.'

[spacelordmother]

IM, are you just fucking around instead of working again today? Cause I am.

You got that right.

[JonnyAngle]

I'm stealing this thread now

Just paid $400 for link n park tickets for the wife.

[Invisible Man]

I'm sorry what? I mean steal away but are you tocking about Linkin Park the band? I hope not, because that would put me one step closer to the edge.

[spacelordmother]

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