I refuse to support Electronic Audio Experiments because they are imposing their phallus onto me with their product names.
"Magic Missile"
"Long Sword"
I THINK NOT!
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
Dheuthymos wrote:The Ramones
Burzum
Peste Noire, and by extension, Alcest
Gorgoroth
Pantera and Skynrd (duh)
Deathspell Omega
Botch
Peter Frampton
Batushka - Liturgiya
Ravi Shankar
That's just off the top of my head.
You were expecting Kid Rock?
I don't care for any of this shit tbh
Mudfuzz wrote:I just don't like this thread. This thread is dumb and full of stupid.
$harkToootth wrote:I refuse to support Electronic Audio Experiments because they are imposing their phallus onto me with their product names.
"Magic Missile"
"Long Sword"
I THINK NOT!
Also, Dude Incredible is about riding someone else's banana.
Dheuthymos wrote:I mean Jesus Christ dude, I'm not here to tow the line for the right, as I made plain in my earlier post, but do you really think every classical composer from Beethoven to Xennakis held your exact ideological profile?
Snufkino wrote:Re: the evils of bread. What about pasta?
PASTA! Let me tell you about...PASTA!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4X9qH1RPTc[/youtube]
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
"Hey there, it's Dave from Sweetwater, just wanted to follow up on your trashcan order and make sure you're happy. I'm an avid trashcanner myself, so if you ever have any questions please feel free to call or email me! I'll call again in a couple days like a spurned ex-lover!"
Skreddy made my list thanks to owner Marc Ahlfs' getting really butthurt about D'Addario dropping an endorsee over misogyny and homophobia. Seems like a real tin-foil hat kind of guy.
It's a shame that no one else makes modified Muff clones.
Oh, wait . . .
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
friendship wrote:death to false bleep-blop
UglyCasanova wrote:brb gonna slap my dick on my stomp boxes
Gone Fission wrote:Skreddy made my list thanks to owner Marc Ahlfs' getting really butthurt about D'Addario dropping an endorsee over misogyny and homophobia. Seems like a real tin-foil hat kind of guy.
It's a shame that no one else makes modified Muff clones.
Gone Fission wrote:Skreddy made my list thanks to owner Marc Ahlfs' getting really butthurt about D'Addario dropping an endorsee over misogyny and homophobia. Seems like a real tin-foil hat kind of guy.
It's a shame that no one else makes modified Muff clones.
It's like we've got two really big Play-Doh Fun Factories placed right up against each other outlet port to outlet port, and two brawny kids who have been eating refined sugar and PCP all year are just pumping that shit right into the slot and it's distorting plastic and squeezing out the sides, and now they've run out of Play-Doh, so they're grabbing dirty underwear and raw eggs, and it's about to get fun again.