Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:54 pm

Any time I've ever shot my forsaken lineage onto someone's face, I crack up laughing during.
It's such a vulgar thing to do to someone, and it's immediately followed by a full body sense of remorse and a run for the towel.

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:03 pm

imJonWain wrote:Between that and Country Teasers I'm Pretty sure we are meant to run away together.

Whoever is broadcasting the Olympics has a commercial using a COUNTRY TEASERS track. I was taken aback for a second. Said to my Grandparents "This is one of my favorite bands..." Sorry I'm being not specific, I just don't watch that stuff except incidentally.

Farting and laughing is always going to be a given. I want to bring eating into the mix. We'll see what happens.

I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.

gnomethrone · Post by **gnomethrone** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:34 pm

$harkToootth wrote:I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.

pervert

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:15 pm

gnomethrone wrote:
$harkToootth wrote:I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.
pervert

I'm like the most asexual pervert. A theoretical pervert? In theory or in the imagination things sound good/funny but in reality/execution I would be like..."Nah...let's not do that. Let's bake cookies and not eat them or something."

calfzilla · Post by **calfzilla** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:26 pm

$harky lives!!!!!!!!

jrfox92 · Post by **jrfox92** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:42 pm

Yeah, why you leave us on Discord $hark?
WHY DO YOU HATE US?!?!?!

neonblack · Post by **neonblack** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:30 pm

If someone hesitates before they tell you they have a boyfriend, how long do I wait to pretend I forgot and ask her out for a drink?

And what if she's my kid's teacher?

comesect2.0 · Post by **comesect2.0** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:40 pm

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

popvulture · Post by **popvulture** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:07 pm

neonblack wrote:If someone hesitates before they tell you they have a boyfriend, how long do I wait to pretend I forgot and ask her out for a drink?

And what if she's my kid's teacher?

Eh I would wait. If she hesitated, that could mean they'll break up soon enough and you'll be in a much better position to ask her out. And even then maybe give it some time? Dunno, being someone's rebound has never really worked too well for me...

jrfox92 · Post by **jrfox92** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:14 pm

Rebound the rebound.

BetterOffShred · Post by **BetterOffShred** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:18 pm

If she peaces him out for you, chances are she'll be peacing you out for some other clown sooner or later.

Just my pessimistic view on that matter

neonblack · Post by **neonblack** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:51 pm

My plan is to wait till the school year is over and tell her it was cool getting to know her some during the year and I'd like to hang out if she's ever up for it.

Maybe that's smooth and open-ended enough.

comesect2.0 · Post by **comesect2.0** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:17 pm

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:49 pm

Just be blunt and tell her you'll give her a D if she gives you an A.

gnomethrone · Post by **gnomethrone** » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:55 pm

Ask her if she wants to do whippits and listen to Cephalotripsy.

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