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Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.
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$harkToootth wrote:Offer to make her some borscht
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Borscht and chill
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Achtane wrote:Just be blunt and tell her you'll give her a D if she gives you an A.
Wait what. They’ll have anal sex and he’ll give her a low grade for it?
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$harkToootth wrote:Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.
Legit there was this girl who flew through my last workplace who was studying politics and had a fetish for Russian literature who invited me to start a Russian Canonical book club with her.
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I took russian lit as a cultural elective in college... The teacher was crazy and the stories were insane. I then almost killed her for a bad grade on the final paper because she complained about something she didn't even mention going over the rough draft. Like get your shit together dammit, I can't fix an issue I don't know about.
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More stories, plz

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I could have handled a family friendly story about an evil sorcerer. This was just a lot of rape, mostly by fantastical creatures. Or murder. Or murder rape (the creatures were sick necros). The teacher was way too into it. Then we ended the year on The Deer Hunter and I just couldn't justify it as a class anymore.
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I've been eating so many beets lately and doing a very poor job wiping.

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$harkToootth wrote:I've been eating so many beets lately and doing a very poor job wiping.

My anus looks like a Musk Ox after giving birth.

(reads^ on toilet while having a very hard time) those super long hairs behind your balls are total musk ox

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This thread needs to get weird again. Can we do abstract feelings?
*So sad I will never have a conscious planet create the continuing illusion of my dead wife.
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