Shitting out your dick and balls?

[mr. sound boy king]

hey Fellows,

I've had this problem lately where every time I shit, I shit out my dick and balls. Has this happened to you? Maybe I'm just getting older. I was watching "Family Feud" last night hosted by Steve Harvey and they had surveyed 100 married women: "Which piece of the shit would you most like to stuff in your ear?" The top answer was "the dick and balls." So I guess I'm not totally alone... Anyway, it seems that no matter how many times I shit, I have more dick and balls to shit out. This concerns me as I had previously understood the dick and balls to be a finite quantity.

Please share your experiences below. Thanks.

[$harkToootth]

Dude... you are on fire today... you're my new ILF hero. Please keep this bit up.

[Achtane]

I've had an experience with shitting dicknipples.

[popvulture]

subscribed

[doommeow]

[mr. sound boy king]

some haiku for Friday afternoon.

A cloud of nut-sacks
farts testicular tumors
An autumn leaf falls

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A shitty jizz spot
on the lily-white sheets
The reed flute whistles

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The queefed out feces
settle on my startled face
Hello, dick and balls

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The cloudy fart sets
Sun and moon in harmony
The scent of beer shits

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[$harkToootth]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFEX8rMdGKE[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFEX8rMdGKE

[$harkToootth]

I haven't shit a dick per say but I think 2021 is the year I got bidet. My top half is like sexy twink... my bottom half is like highland cattle that just gave birth. So toilet paper is an issue.

[cosmicevan]

This reminds me of the time a friend in a group chat went to a bachelor party and one of the guys got a little too messed up and pushed a little too hard and ended up having a prolapsed asshole. They were in tijuana and in the hospital they poured sugar or something on it to make it go away.

In any event the best part was that my friend sent us a picture of the prolapsed asshole since we didn’t believe the story...which resulted in all of us going crazy photoshopping the prolapsed asshole into as many photographs as possible. We used this amazing android app called photo hacker that makes it tremendously easy to edit photos in a zillion ways...ah memories. I wonder whatever happened w the guy...thinking back I don’t know if anyone ever asked follow up after the prolapsed picture assault started. There was a clear divide in the group between those who thought the pictures were the funniest thing in the world and those who were unbelievably grossed out and would get upset to the point of violent threats about no more photos...nothing quite tops replacing someone’s spouse’s head w a giant round prolapsed asshole in a classy photo.

[$harkToootth]

We used this amazing android app called photo hacker that makes it tremendously easy to edit photos in a zillion ways...ah memories.

In our brief time thus far knowing each other in internet land, I have learned so much from you but this app takes the cake. Thanks friend!

We would be friends IRL based on the rest of the story

[cosmicevan]

We used this amazing android app called photo hacker that makes it tremendously easy to edit photos in a zillion ways...ah memories.

In our brief time thus far knowing each other in internet land, I have learned so much from you but this app takes the cake. Thanks friend!

We would be friends IRL based on the rest of the story

I am digging the people here a lot. Would really love to meet up and tweak out and make noise w some of y'all...but yeah photohacker is

[sears]

I was reading it all wrong. I thought the poop was coming out of the dick, and also out of the balls and I was all ?!?!? but this makes perfect sense

[Achtane]

Same. Grammar is important!

[$harkToootth]

What else did Steve Harvey have to say?

[BitchPudding]

I leave for a few months and I come back to this. Brilliant.