Shitting out your dick and balls?
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BitchPudding
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
I leave for a few months and I come back to this. Brilliant.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Survey doesn't lie.BitchPudding wrote:I leave for a few months and I come back to this. Brilliant.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
I believe the people on TGP know this phenomena as "dick & balls ****ting".
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BitchPudding
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Life becomes art.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
BitchPudding wrote: No, I'm THE bitch. The only one allowed here.
How dare you sully my good name.
YO YO ITS YA BOI
You can find my band here. We are Phantoms Forever.
https://phantomsforever.bandcamp.com/
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6jlCzvM ... uJz3_ZbcSw
https://www.instagram.com/phantomsfor3v ... c0MzIxNw==
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
What's happening here?
Who's playing the maracas?
Who's playing the maracas?
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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$harkToootth
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
Actually I left (cause you never 'take' a shit, you leave it... if you're fancy you can use the word "bestow" and do a little curtsy) a pretty wicked shit on Sunday. It was like the cover of GHOULIES II.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
I made a bowel movement yesterday and the feculence had a long, phallic shape, with two smaller pieces of matter at the base.
Then, I thought of this thread immediately and had to post this nugget of information.
Then, I thought of this thread immediately and had to post this nugget of information.
Website:
http://www.droppingacidpedaletching.com
Music:
https://jonnyangle.bandcamp.com
Shark Tank:
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http://www.droppingacidpedaletching.com
Music:
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Shark Tank:
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
I was terrified of sitting on a toilet for like a year after seeing that when I was young. Just like being afraid that Jaws was going to get me in a swimming pool.$harkToootth wrote:Actually I left (cause you never 'take' a shit, you leave it... if you're fancy you can use the word "bestow" and do a little curtsy) a pretty wicked shit on Sunday. It was like the cover of GHOULIES II.
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MechaGodzilla
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Re: Shitting out your dick and balls?
this is the funniest thing i've read in a good whilecosmicevan wrote:This reminds me of the time a friend in a group chat went to a bachelor party and one of the guys got a little too messed up and pushed a little too hard and ended up having a prolapsed asshole. They were in tijuana and in the hospital they poured sugar or something on it to make it go away.
In any event the best part was that my friend sent us a picture of the prolapsed asshole since we didn’t believe the story...which resulted in all of us going crazy photoshopping the prolapsed asshole into as many photographs as possible. We used this amazing android app called photo hacker that makes it tremendously easy to edit photos in a zillion ways...ah memories. I wonder whatever happened w the guy...thinking back I don’t know if anyone ever asked follow up after the prolapsed picture assault started. There was a clear divide in the group between those who thought the pictures were the funniest thing in the world and those who were unbelievably grossed out and would get upset to the point of violent threats about no more photos...nothing quite tops replacing someone’s spouse’s head w a giant round prolapsed asshole in a classy photo.