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me after 2019 still trying to tell myself 2020 is going to be better...

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When you want the Stone Splitter...
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When you're not sure if you're deliriously tired from working multiple jobs... or if 'Wannabe' is actually a much deeper song than you remember it being? This is like the time I sent my friend 5 full capacity text messages about how 'Crazy Train' was a really deep song.
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When you realize Posh Spice contributed absolutely nothing to that historic track and music video... THEN you google search 'Posh Spice' and find out not only is this is an undisputed fact but it's A BIG DEAL...
THEN to top it all off... you realize this is how you spend your spare time these days instead of making music...
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When you realize, in tandem with the above, you also have to be at work again in 6 hours...
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ibarakishi when his driving notion breaks...
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Sharktooth making some litAF tracks

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$harkToootth wrote:ibarakishi when his driving notion breaks...
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55555, pretty much :picard:
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ibarakishi wrote: 55555, pretty much :picard:
Okay, it's official. We're bringing 5555 to the Western World. I'm so happy! I sometimes use it in texts and people are like...
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Was 55555 a lost Roald Dahl manuscript?
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When you finished up a 75 hour work week and are running on about 5 hours of sleep... and you're at the point you're so giddy and finding everything endearing...
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TFW when you realize the truth about implementing a complex MIDI setup on your board...

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When I look over at my trvsh brothers as I play a riff they know through my new pedal that I'm really happy with and hoping they also appreciate.
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oldangelmidnight wrote:Was 55555 a lost Roald Dahl manuscript?
in thai language, the number '5' is the sound 'ha', so we use it to show we are laughing. if you are laughing hard, sometimes your fingers slip on a keypad and you accidentally press 6 or other numbers and people know you are laughing really hard uncontrollably. it is way easier to type 5 than to type out manually ha too.
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