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When someone says something nice about you and you're surprised how touched you are by the sentiment...
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my wife when she pauses "say yes to the dress" and asks to hear what I'm listening to...

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So willy Wankoff or won't he?
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when you plot how to assassinate your boss, only to realise that you work for yourself and have been for the past 10 years, and thus are your own boss, making things get meta really fast:

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I was watching a movie a week ago [can't remember what it was] but they used Soy Boy in a sentence.. It made me think of this thread and that this world is growing more buttheaded every day.
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a real movie? Oh lordy what has the world come to :lol:
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Some guy on Facebook called me a beta male the other day. Does that qualify me for “soy boy” status?
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I think that makes you a soylet boylent for the 21st century ya
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