Worst Pedal Names?

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Never wrote:
Blackened Soul wrote:Soda Meiser
Pickle Pie
Tube Screamer
Hot Cake
Fuck
Big Muff
Wolf Computer
Memory Man
You can go on forever... all are dumb, who cares but a bunch of forum dweebz? so what? now what?
Resurrecting thread to point out that no, Wolf Computer is the best name hands down.
I do love how you all miss my point on this is not my option but to anyone anything can sound dumb therefore this is all very dumb....
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Blackened Soul wrote:
Never wrote:
Blackened Soul wrote:Soda Meiser
Pickle Pie
Tube Screamer
Hot Cake
Fuck
Big Muff
Wolf Computer
Memory Man
You can go on forever... all are dumb, who cares but a bunch of forum dweebz? so what? now what?
Resurrecting thread to point out that no, Wolf Computer is the best name hands down.
I do love how you all miss my point on this is not my option but to anyone anything can sound dumb therefore this is all very dumb....
That's a... cool point?

wouldn't it have been easier to just not open the thread :idk: :lol: :lol: :lol:


(not a dig at you at all just confused)
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:wouldn't it have been easier to just not open the thread
I'd also argue that that very attitude is one of the main factors forum traffic decline: :thumb:
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Hey don't look at me I'm shitposting in all the threads. :p

Also, again please don't take my comments as anything other than lighthearted. Shouldn't have to say this but it probably bears repeating :lol:

The forum traffic decline makes me a sad pony. Which is weird because the last time I checked I didn't have hooves
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Thank you for the gold star :hug:

Btw, while we're here, I listened to both of your bandcamps the other day and really dug it. Planning to buy a digital release or two once I figure out how much $$ I can spend on BC this month
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:again please don't take my comments as anything other than lighthearted
Same here :hug: Most of the time I'm really only trying to get people to stop and think.. and tell bad jokes :thumb:
Never wrote:Thank you for the gold star :hug:

Btw, while we're here, I listened to both of your bandcamps the other day and really dug it. Planning to buy a digital release or two once I figure out how much $$ I can spend on BC this month
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Never wrote:Thank you for the gold star :hug:

Btw, while we're here, I listened to both of your bandcamps the other day and really dug it. Planning to buy a digital release or two once I figure out how much $$ I can spend on BC this month
Major :hug: I just listened to '40 days 40 knives 40 pieces of my teeth' on your soundcloud and it's nice. :thumb:

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coldbrightsunlight wrote:again please don't take my comments as anything other than lighthearted
Same here :hug: Most of the time I'm really only trying to get people to stop and think.. and tell bad joke :thumb:
This is what I assumed but as you know the internet sucks up tone and nuance like a non-true bypass pedal.
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Yeah sounds lit, but then we all die. Like a lot. Prob gonna hurt.
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Not a pedal, but EYESY™ is one of the dumbest names I've ever seen. My disgust for that dreadful name is a 10/10.

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jrfox92 wrote:Maybe Mike Matthews is senile and they're letting him name all the new pedals?
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echorec wrote:Not a pedal, but EYESY™ is one of the dumbest names I've ever seen. My disgust for that dreadful name is a 10/10.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cr ... ynthesizer
Yeah I don't love that
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EYESY
so you use that if you want to sound like Ernie Eyesy of the Eyesy Brothers?
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I once put "jonestown death injection" on a generic blues pedal does that count?
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2021 and I'm still waiting on someone to release a knockoff Muff called The Big Yeasty. Maybe Joyo can be the hero no one saw coming. :snax:

http://www.joyoaudio.com/product/223.ht ... tCateId=17

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