The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!
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Dreamt last night that I had been asked to do a demo video for an experimental new Earthquaker pedal with the actress who plays Robin on Stranger Things S3 (from Scoops Ahoy, of course) (also I'm not done with the season so no spoilers, I'm slow). But Jamie from EQD wanted us to use their private island for the video... which SOUNDED cool, but the only way there was a rowboat, and it rained the whole way. And when we got there, the island turned out to be about 20 square feet of sand with a collapsed tent in the middle, and a spent battery that was supposed to power the lights. We tried to jerry rig things back together, but freaked out when we realized the pedal was out of its box and getting wet, so we threw everything back in the boat, wrapped the pedal in my rain jacket and started paddling for land.
And of course that's when I woke up and realized the dog had stolen my blanket.
And of course that's when I woke up and realized the dog had stolen my blanket.
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Had an interesting, vivid dream.
I was in a grocery store in the frozen section which was like, barely lit. It was as if that section of the store had all the lights on but there was still light coming in as if there was sunlight from the middle of the day. I just remember that the whole scene felt really strange and uneasy.
Eventually I end up at the cash register putting stuff in to be scanned, and I'm really tired just struggling to keep my eyes open. But at some point the cashier abruptly stops checking items even though there's still more there. I just look at them a little confused and say, "you, uh, didn't scan everything". They respond, "yes I did". "But, I can see the rest of my groceries right in front of me." The cashier storms away, pissed off. I'm still standing there, struggling to stay awake and confused as fuck about what is going on, and starting to get pissed off at the weird situation.
At some point the manager of the store walks up and takes me to a different part of the store and says, "so I hear you've been having some issues". "No, I just want to get my groceries, pay, and leave." "Well, I hear that you questioned the integrity of my worker." "All I did was ask them to finish scanning my items." "Right, that's questioning their honesty, I'm gonna need you to go back and tell them you trust them to be honest." "If he's gonna lie to my face I'm not fuckin' doing that, I'm tired and barely awake, all I want is my fuckin' groceries so I can leave." "If you don't say it you can't have your groceries." "Fine, fuck you, I'll go somewhere like...", "Wal-Mart?", "Fuck you, fuck your cashier, what the fuck is even wrong with this place".
Then I wake up and realize that I was in the middle of a dream. Apparently my angry personality is so strong it even affects my dreams to the point that I don't realize they're a dream. Also, my hatred of Wal-Mart is so strong even demon managers of dream grocery stores know I hate that place.
I was in a grocery store in the frozen section which was like, barely lit. It was as if that section of the store had all the lights on but there was still light coming in as if there was sunlight from the middle of the day. I just remember that the whole scene felt really strange and uneasy.
Eventually I end up at the cash register putting stuff in to be scanned, and I'm really tired just struggling to keep my eyes open. But at some point the cashier abruptly stops checking items even though there's still more there. I just look at them a little confused and say, "you, uh, didn't scan everything". They respond, "yes I did". "But, I can see the rest of my groceries right in front of me." The cashier storms away, pissed off. I'm still standing there, struggling to stay awake and confused as fuck about what is going on, and starting to get pissed off at the weird situation.
At some point the manager of the store walks up and takes me to a different part of the store and says, "so I hear you've been having some issues". "No, I just want to get my groceries, pay, and leave." "Well, I hear that you questioned the integrity of my worker." "All I did was ask them to finish scanning my items." "Right, that's questioning their honesty, I'm gonna need you to go back and tell them you trust them to be honest." "If he's gonna lie to my face I'm not fuckin' doing that, I'm tired and barely awake, all I want is my fuckin' groceries so I can leave." "If you don't say it you can't have your groceries." "Fine, fuck you, I'll go somewhere like...", "Wal-Mart?", "Fuck you, fuck your cashier, what the fuck is even wrong with this place".
Then I wake up and realize that I was in the middle of a dream. Apparently my angry personality is so strong it even affects my dreams to the point that I don't realize they're a dream. Also, my hatred of Wal-Mart is so strong even demon managers of dream grocery stores know I hate that place.
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I was inside a Guitar Center. There was an interesting Rickenbacker guitar hanging on the wall by the door. It looked unusually big, almost the size of a bass, and had lots of chrome. Without taking it down off the wall, I started slowly strumming the strings, letting one string ring at a time. It sounded like it was plugged into an amp, even though I don't remember an amp or plugging it in. At first the tone sounded clean, but as I kept strumming, it began to sound fuzzed.
I started thinking about pedals and decided to look around the rest of the store, so I walked around a corner in the store. Instead of more gear, I saw a nail salon full of ladies getting their nails done. I walked around the rest of the store thinking there had to be more music gear, but to my surprise and disappointment, there was no more music gear because the whole inside of that Guitar Center had been turned into a huge nail salon.
I started thinking about pedals and decided to look around the rest of the store, so I walked around a corner in the store. Instead of more gear, I saw a nail salon full of ladies getting their nails done. I walked around the rest of the store thinking there had to be more music gear, but to my surprise and disappointment, there was no more music gear because the whole inside of that Guitar Center had been turned into a huge nail salon.
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Fucking weird stuff. Like somehow I was in some kind of simulated future and the girl I used to love was there and we weee together and then my phone broke and it was made of ice inside apart from a disk and then the simulation ended and a BADLY crashed a car in real life and so I had to carry all of this gear from point a to b and I had to use the bus and there were some kids on the bus being assholes to each other and I finally got my gear there and my guitar fell and the headstock snapped off and I figured I should call my friend Eoin because he makes and fixes lots of guitars and I wondered if my phone was broken and I remembered it was only broken in the weird virtual reality thing that started it all off and I was bummed because I had a Mesa Boogie and I wanted to try it out because it was solid state but it was cheap and then I woke up and I remembered my doctor is an asshole for not giving me a refill on my sleeping medication.
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I awoke from a rather amusing dream this morning. In the dream, I was trying to suss out the secret identities of Chank and Dandolin. It seemed to involve a lot of international travel. I was getting closer and closer to figuring out who they are when my alarm went off.
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That's really funny!Lurker13 wrote:I awoke from a rather amusing dream this morning. In the dream, I was trying to suss out the secret identities of Chank and Dandolin. It seemed to involve a lot of international travel. I was getting closer and closer to figuring out who they are when my alarm went off.

Last night I learned that the KORG Poly-61 was the reason why the recent music movement "Milo" existed.

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It was about a week ago now, but Bryan Cranston & Cyndi Lauper playing one-on-one basketball.
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I bet Cindy won. Unless it was Malcom in the middle version of Cranston.
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Dowi wrote:I bet Cindy won. Unless it was Malcom in the middle version of Cranston.

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I had a steel grey music man guitar (axis or other) with cream colored pickups.
Sounds lame now that it's in writing.
I had a steel grey music man guitar (axis or other) with cream colored pickups.
Sounds lame now that it's in writing.
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Last night I dreamed about buying a Flying V.
I've been thinking about it since this morning and I want one, not sure what for.
I've been thinking about it since this morning and I want one, not sure what for.