Long Shot But I'm Looking For A Dirge Sticker...
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Long Shot But I'm Looking For A Dirge Sticker...
Ok, so some of you were aware that last December my beloved EBMM St. Vincent was stolen in a car break-in while I was running a post-recording errand. It was missing all this time (with me pissing and moaning about it on at least a weekly basis)... until Monday when a buddy up at Guitar Center called to ask if I still had my serial number. Yep. Turns out someone had sold it in (for pennies, knowing GC). So now I have it back!
Almost. I lost my OG Fuzz strap that I really loved (screenprinted with small eyeballs in rainbow colors all over, now out of production of course), and they took all my stickers off (yes I even sticker my $2k guitars, its my version of hiking my leg and peeing on it to claim it). They left the grass clippings and dirt, of course, and a bag of custom 3D printed Texas-shaped pedal switch toppers (because as you can probably gather by now, I have EXCELLENT TASTE).
They were even dumb enough to leave the sticker goo outlines on the guitar and sticker shreds all over the case. This was an "I NEED METH NOW" sale, for sure.
Now normally stickers wouldn't be a huge deal, but one of them I just had real sentimental attachment to. It was one I got from Evan when I bought an Even Anguish, and it was a big holographic one with a mecha robot on it that said "SHOEGAZE WARRIOR." I was almost as upset about losing the sticker as I was the guitar. My bandmates are equally upset, it was a beloved running joke.
The new stickers aren't the same. They don't have the same tone, the same mojo, the same sheer aggressive gayness that was the rainbow hologram SHOEGAZE WARRIOR. Even THREE rainbow hologram stickers just aren't doing the trick.
So I beg of you... if someone has one of these stupid stickers sitting around in a drawer or sticker pile somewhere I will legit pay you at least a few dollars to mail it to me. Or Evan... I will pay you more than at least a few dollars to do another run of them and I will buy massive quantities (I also know quite a few people who want them) and sing your praises for years to come.
The sticker in question, at the bottom:
Almost. I lost my OG Fuzz strap that I really loved (screenprinted with small eyeballs in rainbow colors all over, now out of production of course), and they took all my stickers off (yes I even sticker my $2k guitars, its my version of hiking my leg and peeing on it to claim it). They left the grass clippings and dirt, of course, and a bag of custom 3D printed Texas-shaped pedal switch toppers (because as you can probably gather by now, I have EXCELLENT TASTE).
They were even dumb enough to leave the sticker goo outlines on the guitar and sticker shreds all over the case. This was an "I NEED METH NOW" sale, for sure.
Now normally stickers wouldn't be a huge deal, but one of them I just had real sentimental attachment to. It was one I got from Evan when I bought an Even Anguish, and it was a big holographic one with a mecha robot on it that said "SHOEGAZE WARRIOR." I was almost as upset about losing the sticker as I was the guitar. My bandmates are equally upset, it was a beloved running joke.
The new stickers aren't the same. They don't have the same tone, the same mojo, the same sheer aggressive gayness that was the rainbow hologram SHOEGAZE WARRIOR. Even THREE rainbow hologram stickers just aren't doing the trick.
So I beg of you... if someone has one of these stupid stickers sitting around in a drawer or sticker pile somewhere I will legit pay you at least a few dollars to mail it to me. Or Evan... I will pay you more than at least a few dollars to do another run of them and I will buy massive quantities (I also know quite a few people who want them) and sing your praises for years to come.
The sticker in question, at the bottom:
My music:
https://hetchetchy-tx.bandcamp.com/releases Side project with my best friend, we wrote and recorded this in two days.
https://mummertheband.com/releases Same friend on drums with another on guitars/lead vocals
https://hetchetchy-tx.bandcamp.com/releases Side project with my best friend, we wrote and recorded this in two days.
https://mummertheband.com/releases Same friend on drums with another on guitars/lead vocals
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Re: Long Shot But I'm Looking For A Dirge Sticker...
I do not have any of these stickers but I support this project. And I'm so glad you got it back!!!!
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Re: Long Shot But I'm Looking For A Dirge Sticker...
I’ve got one. You can have it. I’ll send you a message.
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ILF love



füzz lover. Friend. Quilter evangelist.
I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
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Glad you got the guitar back!!!
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C R Y I N Goldangelmidnight wrote:I’ve got one. You can have it. I’ll send you a message.
i love this thread so much
i am so glad you got your guitar back and i am so glad that the guitar gets to have its identity back now
i will raise a cheers to sheer aggressive gayness of the shoegaze warrior tonight
Cydonia wrote: Too bad no one here is interested in talking about "gear"
BossMann73 wrote:I didn't insult it......I "curated" a "different aesthetic.".
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^^^^^^^^
Long live the Shoegays Warrior.
Long live the Shoegays Warrior.
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https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
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https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
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https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
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the real MVP of this forumoldangelmidnight wrote:I’ve got one. You can have it. I’ll send you a message.
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That reminds me that I need to buy this shirt
https://napalm-death-merchandising.com/ ... inbow?c=10
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^^^^^MaxMaps wrote:the real MVP of this forumoldangelmidnight wrote:I’ve got one. You can have it. I’ll send you a message.
füzz lover. Friend. Quilter evangelist.
I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
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Re: Long Shot But I'm Looking For A Dirge Sticker...
My dreams have come true, angel is the real MVP. Much love to everyone for the kind words, too.
My music:
https://hetchetchy-tx.bandcamp.com/releases Side project with my best friend, we wrote and recorded this in two days.
https://mummertheband.com/releases Same friend on drums with another on guitars/lead vocals
https://hetchetchy-tx.bandcamp.com/releases Side project with my best friend, we wrote and recorded this in two days.
https://mummertheband.com/releases Same friend on drums with another on guitars/lead vocals
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Always has beenMaxMaps wrote:the real MVP of this forumoldangelmidnight wrote:I’ve got one. You can have it. I’ll send you a message.
Cydonia wrote: Too bad no one here is interested in talking about "gear"
BossMann73 wrote:I didn't insult it......I "curated" a "different aesthetic.".
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/sharkmovieappriciatorJohn wrote:I love how this forum has the GDP of Switzerland in pedals but the collective value of everyone's patch cables is less than the change in my couch cushions. And I don't have a couch.
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This is the wholesome content I come here for. 

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Re: Long Shot But I'm Looking For A Dirge Sticker...
Loving this story - glad you got your guitar back, i know i bunch of people who got their gear stolen in the last years but never heard of anyone who got it back.
also, that sticker is rad.
also, that sticker is rad.
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