NOT ENOUGH FARTING IN PEDAL DEMOS

[Chankgeez]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcpNvyL5iqo[/youtube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcpNvyL5iqo

[$harkToootth]

So I'm currently taking a huge shit cause I've been punching myself in the stomach all day. It's my new bit. I like to walk around my house OPEN PALM hitting myself in the core and screaming loudly.
From this I started farting loudly. I had to clench my sphincter because there was some poop happening in there (as I am currently dumping out). I then realized. "Wow. There is not enough real time farting in pedal demo videos." This can be for a number of reasons... mainly I think people are going right into the interface.
Thoughts like these really give insight into 'who we are" as a person. I'd like my next girlfriend... preferably a big tittied goth gf... to punch me in the stomach a lot, yank my tiny penis and perhaps kick it a whole lot... AND PEG ME.

So yeah... for all you wanna be knobs... less text and props and blah blah blah "New sounds". Put your money where your sphincter is and make some... "old sounds". Start putting more farts "in real time" in your pedal demos.

[goroth]

Look, that sounds great and all, but if you really want to hurt yourself I recommend an oyayubi ipponken, straight into your own solar plexus.

With any luck you'll spew on the floor.

[Blackened Soul]

farting loudly AND PEG ME.

See this is what I don't like about the SVT "sound", don't get me wrong I liked the sound I got when I owned an SVT and I miss that amp now and then but only clean! SVTs sound like you are being attacked by 300 watts of angry speaker ripping burrito farts if you crank the gain! it isn't a good sound.. just go listen to government mule...

[goroth]

Government Mule!



Awesome band. Much fart ripping.

[qersty]

farting loudly AND PEG ME.

See this is what I don't like about the SVT "sound", don't get me wrong I liked the sound I got when I owned an SVT and I miss that amp now and then but only clean! SVTs sound like you are being attacked by 300 watts of angry speaker ripping burrito farts if you crank the gain! it isn't a good sound.. just go listen to government mule...

Get an SVT ii-P! Love the sound of mine. It is the front end of a PROPER SVT so it just sounds like one minus that it doesn't peg you when you crank it. Maybe just a rimming? A finger?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWYO_9B2xI[/youtube]

[fcknoise]

sounds like a problem for rectal hygienist

[goroth]

Just make sure you hold the line dude, hold the fucking line!

[skullservant]

I have been recording source material nightly for a new noisecore project that is my stomach violently churning that I’ll be eventually running through a Buzz Box

[Blood_mountain]

Put a contact mic on that butthole and see what it can do. Aleatoric back door fluff trumpet. The only genre of music that makes sense right now.

[dubkitty]

be the change you want to see in the world. i think farts would be particularly appropriate for demos of bass fuzz.

[PanicProne]

sounds like a problem for rectal hygienist

Also, not a pedal demo but thread title reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M

(Can for the love of fuzz never remember how to post vids correctly.)

[goroth]

sounds like a problem for rectal hygienist

Also, not a pedal demo but thread title reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M

(Can for the love of fuzz never remember how to post vids correctly.)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M[/youtube]

Get rid of the s in https and use the youtube tags.