It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
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It is hard 2 smash pussy right now my dudes...
You know how like, when you gain weight, everything gets bigger, but your dick stays the same? I mean at a certain point I imagine it actually gets smaller... what if I invented a science that like, when you got fat, some of the fat went to your dick???? That way fat guys would have giant horse cocks and chicks would be trying to fuck them and everyone would be stoked as fuck.
Also this doesn’t really apply to lgbt ppl since, in my exp, being fat really doesn’t matter at all to gay dudes and shit soooo. I mean you could still have a big dick and that’s totally cool but I’m talking more for the straight guys that have to put up with women.
Either way just think it over.
Also this doesn’t really apply to lgbt ppl since, in my exp, being fat really doesn’t matter at all to gay dudes and shit soooo. I mean you could still have a big dick and that’s totally cool but I’m talking more for the straight guys that have to put up with women.
Either way just think it over.
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I think if the scientific community took like a tenth as much effort as they do with climate change and, instead figured out how to get fat guys laid we would be much happier as a planet.
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HOW DARE YOU
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Just don't eat so much. I don't understand how this is a problem at all.
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Yadig wrote:Just don't eat so much. I don't understand how this is a problem at all.
We’re talking about SCIENCE here we don’t need your negativity.
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Science is fake commie goobly gook made up by lib cucks.SPACERITUAL wrote:Yadig wrote:Just don't eat so much. I don't understand how this is a problem at all.
We’re talking about SCIENCE here we don’t need your negativity.
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As a soyboy libtard cuck snowflake, I
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The SCIENCE here is that they're putting weenie-shrinking additives in your Taco Bell, so as to avert the apocalypse scenario where Big Chungus Americans endlessly procreate and consume the entire planet.
I agree that getting fat guys laid would solve a lot of society's problems, but there are bigger things at stake here
I agree that getting fat guys laid would solve a lot of society's problems, but there are bigger things at stake here

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backwardsvoyager wrote:I agree that getting fat guys laid would solve a lot of society's problems, but there are bigger things at stake here![]()
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Women love lead singers. make every fat guy a leader singer 2021. That's my campaign and that's my promise.
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being fat definitely applies to the lgbt community. you ever browse the gay section on a porn site? nothin but twinks :/
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How is this thread different from the sexist TGP bullshit that folks like to make fun of around here?
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Rare SPACERITUAL sighting that's how.
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SPACERITUAL is an ILF legacy member, so we put up with his antics because they are seldom ever as serious as they might seem (or so the legend goes).Heraclitus Akimbo wrote:How is this thread different from the sexist TGP bullshit that folks like to make fun of around here?
I'm not saying that it's fair at all, but neither is his K-POP fanaticism.
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+1frodog wrote:Rare SPACERITUAL sighting that's how.
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