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I field tested a response to anti-spousal guitar-gear-related light misogyny the other day:

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To a certain subset of TGPers who are obviously morons - tone is in your signal chain, not your fingertips. Your playing style is in your fingertips. Now stop conflating them! :rant:
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"OK, Henny Youngman" would be more on point, but most people today haven't heard of him.
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"we are The Fall..."
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dubkitty wrote:"we are The Fall..."
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because Leo Fender and George Fullerton were fucking geniuses. Strats still look futuristic even though the design is almost 60 years old now. what other 1950s design could you say that about?
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dubkitty wrote:because Leo Fender and George Fullerton were fucking geniuses. Strats still look futuristic even though the design is almost 60 years old now. what other 1950s design could you say that about?
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point taken. i should have thought of that, not least because i fucking adore Albert King.
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Contrary to ad copy, creativity can make any guitar type work for any type of music.

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Seance wrote:Contrary to ad copy, creativity can make any guitar type work for any type of music
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Look at that clown trying to play hendrix covers with an SG!

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