The dick obsession is one of the things that kept me from joining sooner. It just seemed shockingly juvenile, chauvinistic, and yes, gross. I never wanted to rain on anyone's parade, but since other people have spoken out about it recently, I feel a little more comfortable about mentioning it.Heraclitus Akimbo wrote:Yeah, this place seems to have had more of a gross bro-y locker room vibe back in the day.MaxMaps wrote:Cock talk on ILF
Always kinda creepy when these old threads get dredged up.
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Yeah I have been around a long time and there are things I miss from the old days, but the constant crudeness and dick references is not one of those things (see my skeptical post early in this thread if you go diggingHeraclitus Akimbo wrote:Yeah, this place seems to have had more of a gross bro-y locker room vibe back in the day.MaxMaps wrote:Cock talk on ILF
Always kinda creepy when these old threads get dredged up.

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Back in the dayHeraclitus Akimbo wrote:Yeah, this place seems to have had more of a gross bro-y locker room vibe back in the day.MaxMaps wrote:Cock talk on ILF
Always kinda creepy when these old threads get dredged up.
Mate you joined in 2017 this thread last reared its head in 2018.
You are part of it.
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^^^^^
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Lot's of cock shamists in this thread. The only thing "juvenile" in not learning to accept and appreciate penile beauty.
Perhaps I would agree if such things were referenced, off topic, in gear threads.... but I mean, read the name of this thread. 1. There are literally thousands of other ones. 2. Like 10 people post here now... and I'm at least 2 of them.
Perhaps I would agree if such things were referenced, off topic, in gear threads.... but I mean, read the name of this thread. 1. There are literally thousands of other ones. 2. Like 10 people post here now... and I'm at least 2 of them.
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Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame. I'm not asking for a ban 

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Hey friend... wasn't directed at youcoldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame. I'm not asking for a ban

I'm just bust'in balls anyway (how thematic!) I don't really give a fuck.
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I make music sometimes:
https://nitrx.bandcamp.com/
https://mediocrisy.bandcamp.com/
https://fleshcouch.bandcamp.com
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Sig'ed for the "den of shame".coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.

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^^^^Well.... if that's not the logical conclusion to this thread.... I think we're done here.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I loove cockss
imagine finding out your son is your daughter & she's into noise music
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You and me if we ever get locked up in a Turkish Prison.qersty wrote:I loove cockss

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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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you and me buddy 

imagine finding out your son is your daughter & she's into noise music
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R E S P E C Tqersty wrote:you and me buddy
All I'm saying is I would totally bite a man's tongue out if they framed you for smuggling hash into our Turkish prison... if you know what i mean.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please