How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
Total votes: 19

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Heraclitus Akimbo wrote:
MaxMaps wrote:Cock talk on ILF
Yeah, this place seems to have had more of a gross bro-y locker room vibe back in the day.

Always kinda creepy when these old threads get dredged up.
The dick obsession is one of the things that kept me from joining sooner. It just seemed shockingly juvenile, chauvinistic, and yes, gross. I never wanted to rain on anyone's parade, but since other people have spoken out about it recently, I feel a little more comfortable about mentioning it.
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Heraclitus Akimbo wrote:
MaxMaps wrote:Cock talk on ILF
Yeah, this place seems to have had more of a gross bro-y locker room vibe back in the day.

Always kinda creepy when these old threads get dredged up.
Yeah I have been around a long time and there are things I miss from the old days, but the constant crudeness and dick references is not one of those things (see my skeptical post early in this thread if you go digging :lol: ).
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Heraclitus Akimbo wrote:
MaxMaps wrote:Cock talk on ILF
Yeah, this place seems to have had more of a gross bro-y locker room vibe back in the day.

Always kinda creepy when these old threads get dredged up.
Back in the day

Mate you joined in 2017 this thread last reared its head in 2018.

You are part of it.


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^^^^^
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Lot's of cock shamists in this thread. The only thing "juvenile" in not learning to accept and appreciate penile beauty.
Perhaps I would agree if such things were referenced, off topic, in gear threads.... but I mean, read the name of this thread. 1. There are literally thousands of other ones. 2. Like 10 people post here now... and I'm at least 2 of them.
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Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame. I'm not asking for a ban :lol:
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame. I'm not asking for a ban :lol:
Hey friend... wasn't directed at you :p Even though, quite frankly, you do have a history of cyber bullying here... I forgot the thread... otherwise I would link (I am very much saying this in jest)
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:animal: :animal: :animal: :animal: it's joking all the way down buddy
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
Sig'ed for the "den of shame". :thumb:
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^^^^Well.... if that's not the logical conclusion to this thread.... I think we're done here.
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I loove cockss
imagine finding out your son is your daughter & she's into noise music
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qersty wrote:I loove cockss
You and me if we ever get locked up in a Turkish Prison.
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you and me buddy :)
imagine finding out your son is your daughter & she's into noise music
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qersty wrote:you and me buddy :)
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All I'm saying is I would totally bite a man's tongue out if they framed you for smuggling hash into our Turkish prison... if you know what i mean.
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