Zappa Initiation - Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
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Zappa Initiation - Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
As some of you know, I'm a total Zappa freak! I want you to discover this new realm of music if you're not familiar with Frank! This is Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy LIVE! It's about a girl who gets off to people stepping on her!
I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
But she was something I could lay on
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
I had a Roger Daitrey cape on
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
Somewhat later on
I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn
In the sunrise
Later she came back
With a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain
A surprise
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got'em
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me ...
Plastic leather, 14 Triple D
I said: I wonder what's the shoes for
She told me: Don't you worry no more
And got right down there on the tile floor:
Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME! ...
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
Is this something new
Having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do
For your pleasure?
What is this, a quiz?
Don't you worry what it is
It is merely just a moment
I can treasure
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered
Looked to me as though she had been blendered
But was this abject misery?
No! No!
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee -
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!
I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
But she was something I could lay on
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
I had a Roger Daitrey cape on
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
Somewhat later on
I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn
In the sunrise
Later she came back
With a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain
A surprise
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got'em
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me ...
Plastic leather, 14 Triple D
I said: I wonder what's the shoes for
She told me: Don't you worry no more
And got right down there on the tile floor:
Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME! ...
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
Is this something new
Having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do
For your pleasure?
What is this, a quiz?
Don't you worry what it is
It is merely just a moment
I can treasure
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
She couldn't talk 'cause her mouth had been extendered
Looked to me as though she had been blendered
But was this abject misery?
No! No!
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee -
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy!
http://www.soundclick.com/lowwoods
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
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Thanks for listening Devi! The first few times I heard Zappa I was like wft? Then the right song hit me and I've been in love since!
Zappa can't really be pegged as doing any certain style of anything! He has been exceptional at classical, jazz, blues, rock and even more! His career spanned from the mid 60's to the early 90's when he left this earth! He has recorded so much that his wife is able to continue to release his music and will be able to for many more decades!
I'm not twisting anyones arm here, but if you connect - you'll get to experience all of the humor and world class musicianship that he has to offer!
I remember watching some footage of Trent Reznor acting silly backstage getting ready for a show! All of these freaks walkin' around (Manson and friends) and their jammin' Zappa! I thought that was kinda cool! While NIN and LowWoods sound nothing like Zappa, Frank has the ability to inject inspiration anywhere!
Zappa can't really be pegged as doing any certain style of anything! He has been exceptional at classical, jazz, blues, rock and even more! His career spanned from the mid 60's to the early 90's when he left this earth! He has recorded so much that his wife is able to continue to release his music and will be able to for many more decades!
I'm not twisting anyones arm here, but if you connect - you'll get to experience all of the humor and world class musicianship that he has to offer!
I remember watching some footage of Trent Reznor acting silly backstage getting ready for a show! All of these freaks walkin' around (Manson and friends) and their jammin' Zappa! I thought that was kinda cool! While NIN and LowWoods sound nothing like Zappa, Frank has the ability to inject inspiration anywhere!
http://www.soundclick.com/lowwoods
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
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Whenever Zappa played, Rock, Jazz, Fusion, Blues, Classical... well, it all became "Zappa" he had that much of a personality... Fuck, even when his BANDS played any of these genres and he was having a smoke by the side of the Stage they sounded "Zappa".
Devi, the records I always recommend for starting the wonderful, wonderful journey into Frank's Ouvre are Apostrophe (') and Overnite Sensation. They have EVERYTHING you could possibly want in music.
And if you and Kimberly are on a MUSICAL kick then you can't go wrong with the funkiest truest rock opera of all time: JOE'S GARAGE!

Devi, the records I always recommend for starting the wonderful, wonderful journey into Frank's Ouvre are Apostrophe (') and Overnite Sensation. They have EVERYTHING you could possibly want in music.
And if you and Kimberly are on a MUSICAL kick then you can't go wrong with the funkiest truest rock opera of all time: JOE'S GARAGE!




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Great picks Stacco!
I have her a mix CD comin' !!!
I have her a mix CD comin' !!!
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myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
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I've never really been able to get into his comedy stuff, but Hot Rats blew me off this planet, holy shit. And then I checked out Waka/Jawaka and the Grand Wazoo and a bunch of other stuff, but Hot Rats is my fav; some of the rawest jazz rock I've ever heard. The Gumbo Variations is just
. The three soloists including Zappa last, just kill it.

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I like the faster jazzy stuff. The stuff where it's not just shenanigans anymore. Mother of Invention stuff!
Call any vegetable always makes me smile.
And this thing is the most awesome zappa song every made.
KING KONG
Call any vegetable always makes me smile.
And this thing is the most awesome zappa song every made.
KING KONG
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Long time fan here, LW. Thanks for spreading the word.
My big bro gave me a cassette of Joe's Garage Vol. 1 when I was in middle school, like '78 or '79. Flipped my pre-adolescent lid. In '84 I bought Jazz From Hell... (Devi, maybe try this one... it's mostly Frank and the Synclavier, with one really rippin' guitar solo). But it was in '96 that I got in really deep. I started collecting all FZ's live recordings-- You Can't Do that On Stage Anymore, Vols. 1-6, The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life, Roxy and Elsewhere, et al. This is where the FZ catalog really starts to shine. This is where you start to figure out what Frank's 'Conceptual Continuity" is all about...this is where you get the most inspired performances from the amazing array of musicians in the band(s)...this is where you realize that underneath all the satire, smut and humor, FZ was one of the most sincere and true artists that ever lived.
I had (another!) epiphany early one morning in '97, listening to this very song. I was riding my bicycle to work at 4 am in downtown San Francisco (an opening shift at Stardork's). The city is practically deserted at that time. On my walkman that summer, it was all boredoms, Mose Allison and Zappa. That particular morning, the live version of Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy came on, and the story got me laughing. Then the solo came in, and it was so great, so sincere, so soaring...so fucking perfect, that I burst into tears, literally. Since that moment, I am utterly powerless with FZ, and every time i listen to his music it is a powerful and moving experience. I cannot listen to him "casually." It's intense, bitches!
At first, Zappa, like all the best tings in life, requires a fair bit of growth, tolerance and effort from the listener. For a long time, I couldn't "get" Zappa, but neither could I leave it alone...and I kept returning to the source to try to figure it all out. But the rewards for your effort are indescribable, unparalleled.
It's a long, beautiful ride. You'd best get started.

+1 KING KONG (oh man, what a great song!)
My big bro gave me a cassette of Joe's Garage Vol. 1 when I was in middle school, like '78 or '79. Flipped my pre-adolescent lid. In '84 I bought Jazz From Hell... (Devi, maybe try this one... it's mostly Frank and the Synclavier, with one really rippin' guitar solo). But it was in '96 that I got in really deep. I started collecting all FZ's live recordings-- You Can't Do that On Stage Anymore, Vols. 1-6, The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life, Roxy and Elsewhere, et al. This is where the FZ catalog really starts to shine. This is where you start to figure out what Frank's 'Conceptual Continuity" is all about...this is where you get the most inspired performances from the amazing array of musicians in the band(s)...this is where you realize that underneath all the satire, smut and humor, FZ was one of the most sincere and true artists that ever lived.
I had (another!) epiphany early one morning in '97, listening to this very song. I was riding my bicycle to work at 4 am in downtown San Francisco (an opening shift at Stardork's). The city is practically deserted at that time. On my walkman that summer, it was all boredoms, Mose Allison and Zappa. That particular morning, the live version of Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy came on, and the story got me laughing. Then the solo came in, and it was so great, so sincere, so soaring...so fucking perfect, that I burst into tears, literally. Since that moment, I am utterly powerless with FZ, and every time i listen to his music it is a powerful and moving experience. I cannot listen to him "casually." It's intense, bitches!
At first, Zappa, like all the best tings in life, requires a fair bit of growth, tolerance and effort from the listener. For a long time, I couldn't "get" Zappa, but neither could I leave it alone...and I kept returning to the source to try to figure it all out. But the rewards for your effort are indescribable, unparalleled.
It's a long, beautiful ride. You'd best get started.



+1 KING KONG (oh man, what a great song!)
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Very well said, P9K!!! I just sent Devi a mix Cd and the first song is "Peaches In Regalia" which requires little effort from the listener!
I'm in a shit-slammed hurry right now to take care of some things, but I wanna post the track listing of the mix cd and see what you guys think!!!!
I'm in a shit-slammed hurry right now to take care of some things, but I wanna post the track listing of the mix cd and see what you guys think!!!!
http://www.soundclick.com/lowwoods
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"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
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LowWoods wrote:...and the first song is "Peaches In Regalia" which requires little effort from the listener!
And has got some of the nicest drumming I can think of!
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Peaches En Regalia
More Trouble Everyday (Live)
Inca Roads
Excentrifugal Forz
Son Of Orange County
I Have Been In You
Flakes
Dancin' Fool
Jewish Princess
Catholic Girls
Bobby Brown Goes Down
You Are What You Is
Punky's Whips
Zomby Woof
Tell Me You Love Me
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
Dumb All Over (Live)
I'm A Beautiful Guy (Live)
Beauty Knows No Pain (Live)
Charlie's Enormous Mouth (Live)
Magdalena (Live)
Cheepnis (Live)
I'm The Slime
Wonderful Wino
Black Napkins
I was listening to One Size Fits All this morning and I was like, damn I forgot Andy!
More Trouble Everyday (Live)
Inca Roads
Excentrifugal Forz
Son Of Orange County
I Have Been In You
Flakes
Dancin' Fool
Jewish Princess
Catholic Girls
Bobby Brown Goes Down
You Are What You Is
Punky's Whips
Zomby Woof
Tell Me You Love Me
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
Dumb All Over (Live)
I'm A Beautiful Guy (Live)
Beauty Knows No Pain (Live)
Charlie's Enormous Mouth (Live)
Magdalena (Live)
Cheepnis (Live)
I'm The Slime
Wonderful Wino
Black Napkins
I was listening to One Size Fits All this morning and I was like, damn I forgot Andy!
http://www.soundclick.com/lowwoods
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
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I go way back to the Freak Out days.
Still walk around singing 'You Didn't Try to Call Me'.
Keith
Btw covering that girl in chockolate syrup creates a very big mess.
Still walk around singing 'You Didn't Try to Call Me'.
Keith
Btw covering that girl in chockolate syrup creates a very big mess.
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Even still, when I listen to Freak Out, I can't believe that it came out in '66 or '67!
http://www.soundclick.com/lowwoods
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"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
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Love the list of songs on the Zappa Compilation, LW. So glad you included Inca Roads.


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Awesome!!! I thought I was gonna get flamed for leaving off Andy among countless others!
http://www.soundclick.com/lowwoods
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"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa
myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
-Frank Zappa