Oh wow. What a response. This is EXACTLY why I post these kind of things on here. I always feel I get fun, honest and good replies.
I'll try and answer your answers as best I can. But first, thank you
friendship. That is one of the best explanations I've heard and it helped me with the intimidation thing a lot. I actually think I understand things now and even more so, feel confident and inspired to learn more

Friendship by name, friendship by nature!
Paul_C wrote:You can get lots of different synths on an iPad, including a number of Moog ones, for less than the price of a Grandmother.
I stated the price being one of the things I didn't like, as it usually is. Some of you have suggested going for a software synth (yes?) as a cheaper solution. Much appreciated. The problem with that is, as stated, I don't get inspired by software, rather the opposite. I like the physical interaction with instruments. Again, I reckon that's why I like pedals so much. They're hands on. Another thing is, I don't own (or feel I need) an iPad. I don't even own a laptop or computer at the moment, and haven't for almost 2 years now (typing this on my gf's laptop, which obviously I can borrow for the lazy surf once in a while but can't really seize to make music on). I'll eventually get one down the line, but haven't missed or felt I needed one since my last broke. Which kinda makes me lean into what you said, Zork.
Zork wrote: (A soft synth can get you cool sounds, but it's lacking the physical and emotional sensation and they also tend to be very deep a.k.a. complicated.)
echorec wrote:Do you have sounds or styles in mind? How do you want to use it---slow full chords, simple bass lines, mono melodies?
If you just want to get synth sounds, you can always run an inexpensive digital keyboard/piano into a Particle or two. That is a better route for most people than dropping a grand or two on their first synth. A Casio into a gritty filter pedal will sound better than an expensive synth that's been poorly programmed.
I hear what you're saying. I "found" my gf's old casio from when she was a kid when we visited her parents this summer and realised it sounded super nice. I just missed being able to tweak the sound of it a little. That said I do have some cool filter (and lots of other nice) pedals but would rather have something "complete" to start off with, if that makes sense? What I do seem to like about the Grandmother is its sound and look. It just looks fun to me. There's enough knobs and patchpoints (is that the term?) to get me interested but it doesn't feel crowded. Style wise I think some simple bass lines, the odd melody or just really doing (for lack of a better word) drones, but with something a little more "developed"/with more possibilities then the current drone-y pedals I own (Drone thing, Empty glass, SOMMS, Rorschach etc), so yeah, slow full chords in a monphonic sense, I guess? More minimalistic slow ambience and soundscaping than blip-bloppy faster stuff at least. I've thought about and tried minilogues in the past btw but never felt (though good) they've sounded as cool and been a little intimidated by all the "crowded" knobs etc. The more I think of it (as superficial it may sound) the look of the Grandmother really does a lot for me, not getting me stressed out by too much, yet cool looking enough to make me want to play it. And yeah, a friend recommended a Bass Station II a while back but just looking at that I think, that's not the instrument for me. I can't put my finger on it but I just didn't like it.
Like I said, appreciate all the replies so far. Feel free to ask me more questions and keep making this difficult for me :P