ILF Secret Satan 2024 - Small and Cozy edition

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ILF Secret Satan 2024 - Small and Cozy edition

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OK - hello Fuzz Fam. I am going to organise this because my flat still has some lingering pest stuff going on with it in it as of Saturday, which means I shouldn't be sending anything out into the big wide world just to be safe (it has also put a massive hole in my 'secret satan fund', as you might expect.

SO.

Signup Deadline is Friday evening/saturday morning October 25/26 - we all know the rules here, don't be an asshole. This year is going to be small and cozy but that doesn't mean you can send a guitar strap, it should ideally be able to make noise and interact with other music equipment. If you're in please post in this thread and sign up via the google form below with all the usual info (allergies, shirt sizes, so on).

Shipping preferences will probably have to be international but I will confirm that once we have the full cohort signed up at ready to go.

If you want to participate, these are the rules:
  • 1. Don't be an asshole.

    2. ILF Management will review all applicants for rule 1 compliance.

    3. Minimum post count of 500.
    Criteria for exception:
    • Successful participation in previous Secret Santa.
      Endorsement by other forum members.
      Good trading record.
      Other active participation in the community such as to constitute good vibes.


    4. What should be in the package:
    • A pedal or musical apparatus somewhere in the value range of $150$100. Used or new. Inflation sucks but this seems to be the price for a decent used piece of kit. If you’re working with a tight budget, try to show some love in other ways. Homemade is always a good choice.
      Consumables or other treats.
      A piece of recorded music; downloads or physical are fine. Your own or something you think the recipient should hear.


    5. Presents must reach their destination in time to be opened by Christmas.

    6. Failure to send a gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Management does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that. And remember, we know where you live.
Dates:
  • OCTOBER 25 - Applications are due
    OCTOBER 28 - I’ll send emails telling everyone who their recipients will be.
    Early December - Time to ship


If you’d like to participate, fill out the form:
https://forms.gle/KgEX45V2eQTK97BT9


You should get a confirmation email. Let me know if that’s not working

Etc. Guidelines:
Please take a few minutes to peruse the previous ILFSS threads to get a sense of what sorts of things people find delightful.

On choosing a pedal: Make sure to search the user’s posts to see what they have and what they might want. The “Let's see your PEDAL BOARD!” viewtopic.php?f=149&t=393 thread can be particularly insightful. Prefer an ILF builder.

On treats: Prefer local and artisanal. Send something weird that your recipient has never had. Send something you think your recipient will like (or be entertained in hating.) Send something that’s meaningful to you. Include an open-by date on the outside of the box.

On shipping: Plan to ship with enough time that your recipient will have it before christmas. Christmas falls on a Wednesday this year so mail delivery on Christmas Eve might be possible but plan for earlier. When you sign up, please think about where you’ll be at the end of December. If you move, please send me your new address so I can forward it to your santa.

On secrecy: I like to give and receive anonymously. You should, too - but no requirement if you get a fuzzbreaux.

You can contact me in my capacity as Satan at: lfmass2024@gmail.com
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Here's a quick list of the folks who appeared to be interested:
John
coldbrightsunlight
couplenapkins
dubkitty - confirmed
crochambeau
Dowi
MSUsousaphone
can'tremember
aedes
01010111
Heraclitus Akimbo (still love the wingi btw my breaux) :)
Gone Fission
UglyCasanova - confirmed
Ghost Hip
OldAngelMidnight
Vidret

16 people!
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In for the coze
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i'm all about the gezelligheid, especially now that i'm old and shit.
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Excellent - form & satan emails are live now :)

If you’d like to participate, fill out the form:
https://forms.gle/KgEX45V2eQTK97BT9
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Submitted’d
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Innie.
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
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sorted!
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Submitted :yay:
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You know It! :omg:
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D.o.S. wrote: Mon Oct 21, 2024 7:30 am Here's a quick list of the folks who appeared to be interested:
John
coldbrightsunlight
couplenapkins
dubkitty - confirmed
crochambeau
Dowi - confirmed
MSUsousaphone
can'tremember
aedes - confirmed
01010111
Heraclitus Akimbo (still love the wingi btw my breaux) :) - - confirmed
Gone Fission - confirmed
UglyCasanova - confirmed
Ghost Hip - confirmed
OldAngelMidnight
Vidret

16 people!
(Actually didn't mean to quote that but clearly I've been away from phpBB forums for so long that I misclicked the icon.

Let my shame be worthwhile because the list is updated as of nowish.
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I'm in and submitting form now — needed a second to confirm my stalkers/stalkees.
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band (spontaneous kosmische): https://stargoon.bandcamp.com/

I also help co-ordinate Okta, ILF's collaborative community ambient project: https://okta.bandcamp.com
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I think we can @ people’s usernames now for when it’s time to do last call.
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
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V1 of the results forgot to grab shipping addresses - I'll be emailing you all who've responded already for your address if I don't already have it. For the peeps who haven't submitted yet there's now a shipping address Q.
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I'm iiiin
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