ILF Secret Satan 2024 - Small and Cozy edition

[UglyCasanova]

Fuck that kumbaya shit, I'm opening mine tomorrow.

(I've been told to open tomorrow, but it felt pretty cool typing that)

[MSUsousaphone]

It's been a fucking grueling ass week man. Nothing bad or horrible so I don't want to complain but just a slog. Like I've been so behind on paperwork and billing that I've only been getting six hours of sleep or less for the past ten days and then the kids got sick. Again nothing to pity, antibiotics will fix it all, just setting the scene.....like I don't recall an extended period where my body has felt this run down......and then I came home to a package from a long time poster that's always been in my tip favorite people/pedalers. Totally changed my vibes. In 10 min I'll start a possible 10 hour sleep cycle so Christmas Eve is starting off right.

Sending all my good aura energy to my package as it was a complicated one to send off. Usually I'm anxious my mark likes the loot, not so much about the actual delivery but this one has me tweaking.

[dubkitty]

i’ve been fried for about the last 3 weeks. slept most of Sunday and felt better Monday than i have in ages. i’m grateful that Holidays are almost done…my holiday involvement consists of my gf and ILFSS, and she’ll open presents today i think. i always feel like i should have gotten more for Becky and my Santa target.

[coupleonapkins]

Tried harder this year to separate myself from the anxiety of it all (like living inside of someone else's head for a few month's thymme), but thanks to the late start overall, the ache didn't last as long as previous ILFMASses (CHANGE 4 TH' BETTER!). Also, hurling that tight-as-a-drum box into the post office chute was the biggest relief of an alreddy weird holiday sasoon, and, boy I can't beliebe I get one o'dose for meself

[UglyCasanova]

Holy smokes! Vidret hitting it out of the park!

Candy! Dried sausages! Marzipan! Secret Swedish Xmas elixir! And...a riddle that can be solved three ways to get the pedal!

A) pick the lock (I pick locks for fun, so great catch! Also, this lock is juuust above my skill level and requires a tool I don't have...yet! Perfection!)
B) beat one of the (or the?) last boss in Sekiro (also gifted via Steam!!)
B) Watch Conan the barbarian and anime show to solve a riddle that is apparently hinted at somehow but not made explicitly ((wtf?) also gifted within a USB stick along with a bunch of other shows and movies!)

This kicks so much ass!!!

Thanks again, Vid! You're the best.

Will post pedal when I've decided on my path and completed the task before me.

Time to git gud at something!

[Seance]

Whoa! Next level!

[Gone Fission]

I feel like a piker by comparison.

[MSUsousaphone]

That's epic. Gonna have to step up my gamesmanship next year.

And apparently I need to learn to pack a tighter box. I think I used too much packing material.

[Heraclitus Akimbo]

...annnnd a package was just dropped off! I feel sad that my Satan got caught up in the byways of the Canada Post strike.

I will exercise modest restraint and open it tomorrow!

[D.o.S.]

YES. YES.



This thread is a great reminder that even though the world can be a pretty shitty place, ILF is pretty cool. Looking forward to seeing the rest of the writeups over the course of the week

[oldangelmidnight]

Special delivery received!

[aedes]

Somebody open the box!!!

[dubkitty]

OPEN THE BOX
OPEN THE BOX
OPEN THE GOD DAMN BOX

https://youtu.be/E6wKnPlC0kI?si=pNCJK6Q_neijzZwO

[Heraclitus Akimbo]

So, in the broader sense, we're all winners for taking part in Secret Satan. But in a more specific sense, I'm a winner because I just got amazing sauces and more from Louisiana. Bruce knocked it outta the park!

If you're so inclined, here's the unboxing video.

And if you just wanna cut to the chase, here's the swag. (looks like the spoiler tags still aren't working?)


Not pictured: ILF t-shirt!


Foodstuffs! These all look sooooo good. That's jalepeño jelly on the left, candied jalepeños on the right.

[oldangelmidnight]

That's definitely what I'd want to see in a box from Louisiana!