GIRLS! sans NSFW....

[Jero]

The whole tits/ass thing? - I'm def more into a good rack than a behind. this shit make any sense?

If a girl has ass and no tits, all gravy. If there's no ass, it wouldn't matter how nice the tits were for me, no way.

[sutarappa]

If a girl has ass and no tits, all gravy. If there's no ass, it wouldn't matter how nice the tits were for me, no way.

Reckon my programing runs similarly.

It's all in the hips, child.

[1,2,3, Pull Out!]

Dark hair
Fair skin
Adventurous
Honest
Nicely rounded ass
B tits
Horny

[deadbeatriot]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwv6XwlzAuY[/youtube]

[bennybanana]

Bilinda Butcher...

[Big Mon]

Bilinda Butcher...

WORD!

[spacelordmother]

More and more I see that my attractions never last and all my relationships slowly degrade into nothingness. In light of this knowledge every pretty face I see breaks my heart a little, and so I try to avoid women at all costs.

I choose to supplant this awful tendency with gear. No one gets hurt when I don't want a pedal anymore.

Perhaps this should be in the confessions thread.

I'm going to go listen to Morrissey now.

[thelonelyweeblo]

For the past 6 weeks, I've been crushing hard on this woman that works a couple of days a week at the store. She's probably 6'2 or 6'3, has long, curly, brown hair, and pretty brown eyes. The conversations are good, and she laughs at my jokes.

However, I looked her up on facebook (cause I creep like that), and she's taken. Aren't they all? So it looks like a very short list of prospects just got shorter.

[unownunown]

Nerdy coffee shop hippies. There's no specific features I like... I prefer "cute" to hot. I prefer my women to know as much or more than me about politics, global issues, science, etc. I hate hearing "Politics are boring." I hate it when they just don't care about anything other than what they're doing.

mostly this, just replace women with men. additionally, i like my guys tall, dark haired, musical, and vegetarian. a good sprinkling of facial hair never hurt anyone, either.

[McSpunckle]

Nerdy coffee shop hippies. There's no specific features I like... I prefer "cute" to hot. I prefer my women to know as much or more than me about politics, global issues, science, etc. I hate hearing "Politics are boring." I hate it when they just don't care about anything other than what they're doing.

mostly this, just replace women with men. additionally, i like my guys tall, dark haired, musical, and vegetarian. a good sprinkling of facial hair never hurt anyone, either.

I like my boys just like I like my girls. Just with a penis. : D

[unownunown]

Nerdy coffee shop hippies. There's no specific features I like... I prefer "cute" to hot. I prefer my women to know as much or more than me about politics, global issues, science, etc. I hate hearing "Politics are boring." I hate it when they just don't care about anything other than what they're doing.

mostly this, just replace women with men. additionally, i like my guys tall, dark haired, musical, and vegetarian. a good sprinkling of facial hair never hurt anyone, either.

I like my boys just like I like my girls. Just with a penis. : D

and less cleavage, i'd imagine

[nad]

I like women. I've found all varieties attractive. Colors, shapes, sizes, whatever.

But they better be into books and weird music. And hopefully have dark hair and big tits, but whatever.

[McSpunckle]

mostly this, just replace women with men. additionally, i like my guys tall, dark haired, musical, and vegetarian. a good sprinkling of facial hair never hurt anyone, either.

I like my boys just like I like my girls. Just with a penis. : D

and less cleavage, i'd imagine

You know, if a guy had, like, girl boobs... and not fat man boobs, I'd probably be OK with that.

Boob naps FTW!

[unownunown]

I like my boys just like I like my girls. Just with a penis. : D

and less cleavage, i'd imagine

You know, if a guy had, like, girl boobs... and not fat man boobs, I'd probably be OK with that.

Boob naps FTW!

...this is the first thing i thought of

[McSpunckle]

Well, now that's ruined.