Guys.... let's lighten the mood a bit.

[theactionindex]

Horny with no birth control? Might I recommend hotdogging?

So THAT's what the kids are calling it these days.

[Wotan]

Abortions are tasty...

[phantasmagorovich]

My five cents:


Most parents don't deserve their children. Or rather, most children deserve something better than the parents they have.
Let's just get extinct, shan't we?

[dubkitty]

I tried to kill off my family line by not reproducing, but unfortunately my siblings bred.

[DarkAxel]

i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents

[Blackened Soul]

i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents

I think we can all except that, if, you name them all after pedals.

[DarkAxel]

i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents

I think we can all except that, if, you name them all after pedals.

i see... that's what ILF's respect costs

[McSpunckle]

i've had shitty parents and a heavily retarded brother... yet still i want to have a family one day. probably because i want to have children and be a better parent than my parents

I think we can all except that, if, you name them all after pedals.

i see... that's what ILF's respect costs

That's more of a down payment.

[DarkAxel]

get on with those Emma pedals names

[phantasmagorovich]

My son Prometheus Frazz S_____ and my daughter TR-2 DS-1 S_____
And our youngest the twins Hoofreaper S_____ and Megalith S_____

[phantasmagorovich]

This is my wife Swetlana but I like to call her Russian Big Muff

[DarkAxel]

My son Prometheus Frazz S_____ and my daughter TR-2 DS-1 S_____
And our youngest the twins Hoofreaper S_____ and Megalith S_____

whoa there... Prometheus doesn't sound THAT bad

He didn't call me 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus.

Zeus?

Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, god of Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!

[dubkitty]

"this here is DiscumBOBulator...we call him Bob Junior."

[hbombgraphics]

Dude I call my kids Cybaby all the time, does that count?

[dubkitty]

and his highly evolved brother, Budda Wah.