OFFSET CENSUS 2011(CLOSED)
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at the most recent large jam i attended, someone had one of those Yamaha guitars which i didn't even know was there until i saw photos after the event...i was all "where was i when this thing was being played???"
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foomanfat wrote:I voted 3 and then realized I actually have 4.
My Warmoth JM, custom BA Ferguson bass, Squire VM Jag bass, a janky Peavey starter pack Jazz bass.
Edit: Wait, are Duo-Sonics offset? If so, then I have 5.
The only two that matter.



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maz91379 wrote:The4455 wrote:My bass is an offset, I guess.
I like how these look lots does it have a set neck?
Bolt on.
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Sorry. Late to this party. What counts as an offset?
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This is a very large image and I apologize. I built this guy! Love it.

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kosta wrote:And Muddy - I LOVE that Teisco, homie!!

Dude in collage gave me that... he was thinking about throwing it in the trash, nice dark sounding little bugger, I have it set up for slide.
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does that teisco still have the tiny square frets?
It would almost have to be set up for slide.
Also: Looks like it has the pickup with the square pole pieces, you ever put little motors or noisemakers near it?
It would almost have to be set up for slide.
Also: Looks like it has the pickup with the square pole pieces, you ever put little motors or noisemakers near it?
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hbombgraphics wrote:does that teisco still have the tiny square frets?
It would almost have to be set up for slide.
Also: Looks like it has the pickup with the square pole pieces, you ever put little motors or noisemakers near it?
Yeah the frets are...
No the pickup has the round slothead one. noise makers... I have used remote controls [tv dvd plays...] to get beeping noises with it yes

Main reason for it being a slide guitar though is the sound of the thing with slide! it howls.
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foomanfat wrote:
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That ANTLER! Looks great. What's the story?
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Classic vieb JAzz bass, AV Jaguar, Blacktop Baritoned Jazzmaster. Three! I think I have a CIJ jag HH on the way, too.
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VM Jazz Bass, 2002 Jagmaster, 92 MIJ Jaguar, 2008 MIM CP Jaguar.
Four, if you include the jazz bass. which i do. :P
Thinking of adding a squire VM Jag bass for short scale funnnz. then again I'm not going to be playing bass in a band too much longer so whats the effin point?
I wants a CP Jazzmaster, and one oh dem Black Jaguar Baritone Specials, then my collection would be complete
Four, if you include the jazz bass. which i do. :P
Thinking of adding a squire VM Jag bass for short scale funnnz. then again I'm not going to be playing bass in a band too much longer so whats the effin point?

I wants a CP Jazzmaster, and one oh dem Black Jaguar Baritone Specials, then my collection would be complete

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Achtane wrote:foomanfat wrote:
HHNNGGGGG
It's a shame it really doesn't get played much anymore. It's too boomy for my taste nowadays. :/

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kosta wrote:That ANTLER! Looks great. What's the story?
It's a warmoth parts build, Swamp Ash Body,Fat ass Maple neck, Ebony Fretboard. Two GFS lipstick pickups, ~6k in the neck, and ~4.9k in the bridge wired up like a normal mustang. Butterscotch blonde paint from reranch.com, it's a matte finish, and the grain was left sort of open, so you can sort of see the grain through the paint, and the texture of the grain is still present. I drew the headstock logo on with a grease pencil, and then put the clear coat down. Same on the pick guard, grease pencil and then artists workable fixative on top.
I love it, I really do.

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Looks fantastic. Sounds like it's a great player too. Super cool, man.