Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

[snipelfritz]

Spinoff of this thread: viewtopic.php?f=42&t=19532

Would you rather have a mermaid chick with a fish pussy and ass or a chick with a lady top-end and fishy underside?

Note: you'd probably have to fuck her in some form of standing water.

[Mudfuzz]

Personally I like this

over

[snipelfritz]

Seriously, it's a question of aesthetics over practicality.

Have you ever tried to titty fuck a chick with no tits? It doesn't work.

[dubkitty]

looking at fish face while fucking = not sexy. blow jobs from girl face = sexy. QED.

[DarkAxel]

Fish bottom, for sure

but maybe i'd have a secret affair with fish top one - mainly for paperbag-driven anal pleasure from time to time

fucked up nuff for you, ILF?

[MEC]

Fish top, human bottom.

Reasons:
A) Just because it (Do Mermaids consider "it" derogatory?) has a face doesn't mean it's cute.
B) Human bottom half would definitely be in good shape due to all the swimming.
C) She will have to keep her top half under water so you won't see it any way.
D) Fish head will keep her from complaining or talking at all for that matter.

The defense rest.

[Gunner Recall]

...but do girl top/fishy bottoms have the sexual desires you guys are hoping for?
With the reproductive system of a fish, the most she'll want from you is to jerk off on the eggs she laid after she's already left.

Haven't you guys seen futurama???

[Big Mon]

Um clearly you guys are not aware of a mermaids ability to shape shift. you can have your cake and eat it as well.

Especially the merrow,the merfolk of Celtic lore

[McSpunckle]

Fuckin' bury that fish head in the sand and go to TOWN on some human ass.

[Fuzzy Fred]

haven't you seen the little mermaid? she later gets to walk on land so when you're bored of handies and blowies, just be like "bitch, i want some pussy" then she will walk on land

that's what they do

[Mudfuzz]

Fish top, human bottom.

Reasons:
A) Just because it (Do Mermaids consider "it" derogatory?) has a face doesn't mean it's cute.\

I like my make-believe creatures to look nice I just don't lust after mackerel

[snipelfritz]

haven't you seen the little mermaid? she later gets to walk on land so when you're bored of handies and blowies, just be like "bitch, i want some pussy" then she will walk on land

that's what they do

Not so simple. If I recall she had to make a Faustesque deal with the devil figure in order to do so and the whole thing turned into one big mucky-muck.

Not to simple for her. Tricking bitches into thinking you love them and, subsequently, upending their lives is easy-peazy.

I'm so glad that a few people have actually taken on my side on this one. I'm not trying to start a gang war or anything, but surriously, sometimes all I think I need is a nice fit pair of legs and a puddy in between.

I also love MiddleEarthCrisis' point(letters C/D) about fish faces not being seen, being heard complaining. For those who say, "But then you have to do it in water," remember, there's more water than land as well as hot tubs, showers and that Shamoo tank at Sea World. Just don't get in my splash zone if you know what I mean.

[Achtane]

NSFW: show

This is the best thread

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i need that pussy and ass---

[Gearmond]

im tellin you guys, gots ta have a lady top for bj and tj

besides, fish bottoms still have a cloaca