DarkAxel wrote:mathias wrote:Jazzmaster, hollowbody steel ala Trussart. Violin f-hole on the upper contour. Cream paint rubbed through to expose the metal underneath.
Aluminum neck ala EGC. White marble inlays (small dots)
Nice jazzy singlecoil pickups - Lollars probably?
Piezo pickup under bridge & third pickup selector switch to enable it
Mastery bridge
Mind control rays shoot out from guitar while it is being played
Sharks with freakin' lasers.
OH MY GOD
Since this is no limits, and because this guitar probably would already have killer sustain, let's say we add a sustainer circuit (perhaps as part of the piezo pickup circuitry) that has separate coils for each string. And minimal wireless MIDI gear to switch which coils are active per song and to set the desired frequency of sustain. Then you could program in triads or whatever and trigger it with a MIDI foot controller. But that's not all.
What if it could have a tuner built in? Not like a robot tuner, but a snark-like LED tuner embedded in the body. And some other LEDs that are sound reactive (again, tie into the piezo pickup for these)
Oh? And a Muff circuit inside it! Because why not?
I could come up with some crazier stuff where the guitar has a wireless MIDI/synth pickup and triggers video samples on a projector, but I think the stuff above would be pretty cool.
